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[–]Musky 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

What can I get for 50 pence?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hand-job, over the pants

[–]RaverJodes 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Only something extremely fucking Musky

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mugged, is my guess. I mean, if they're selling it for 1, they don't strike me as the sorts to quibble over robbing you for half that much.

[–]RaverJodes 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Wtf! £1 hookers? I once paid £400 for a minging 60 year old with extreme vaginosis just for a fucking hand job. How bad must these hookers be.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They all have brummie accents for one.