It's the year of the shark bite. Officials have not yet said if this is global warming or covid related.

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[–]SMCABwhatever 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (14 children)

Man I'm going to Daytona in a couple weeks and now the beaches will be closed for my safety. Probably the restaurants that are close too. You know just in case one of those sharks gets on land and start biting because the water is empty. You can never be too careful.

[–]TotoroDeams 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

Did you not watch the 90s documentary? I think it was called Street Sharks? Legit came on land.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (12 children)

Those sharks are pussies.

[–]TotoroDeams 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

h'ol up. Did you just call Street Sharks pussies? Yo mods, you let this trash in here? Guy probably likes Tellatubbies.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Yeah I did.

[–]TotoroDeams 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

What do you like? Blues Clues? Bear in the Big Blue House? Big Comfy Couch?

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

I like you.

[–]TotoroDeams 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Well... uh... Fuck Me? I can't really continue with the joke if you choose me, Say Bob the Builder, so I can continue the joke.

[–]SMCABwhatever 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I like this one

[–]TotoroDeams 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Ok, Why you do this. I was gonna say fuck your show, but that's actually a really awesome show. Best Friends?