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[–]chottohen 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

The last time there was such a brouhaha about shark bites was the summer of 2001. I can't wait to see what's going to happen in the fall.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I believe a drunk serb killed it by jumping on it's head.

The problem was tourist boats feeding them.

It's likely the same issue now that tourism has started up after a quiet couple of years. They have likely lost their fear of humans.

So it is covid at fault.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Fonzi?

[–]Canbot[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Would they really use the same code twice?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What was it code for, I thought the media just sold blatantly fake news because there were no interesting actual news stories in '01.

[–]Canbot[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

What happened in September of 2001?

[–]Dr_Bukkake 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Some people did something.

[–]SMCABwhatever 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (15 children)

Man I'm going to Daytona in a couple weeks and now the beaches will be closed for my safety. Probably the restaurants that are close too. You know just in case one of those sharks gets on land and start biting because the water is empty. You can never be too careful.

[–]Canbot[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

On the plus side they might put shark fin soup on the menu.

[–]TotoroDeams 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

Did you not watch the 90s documentary? I think it was called Street Sharks? Legit came on land.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (12 children)

Those sharks are pussies.

[–]TotoroDeams 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

h'ol up. Did you just call Street Sharks pussies? Yo mods, you let this trash in here? Guy probably likes Tellatubbies.

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Yeah I did.

[–]TotoroDeams 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

What do you like? Blues Clues? Bear in the Big Blue House? Big Comfy Couch?

[–]SMCABwhatever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

I like you.

[–]TotoroDeams 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Well... uh... Fuck Me? I can't really continue with the joke if you choose me, Say Bob the Builder, so I can continue the joke.

[–]SMCABwhatever 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

[–]TotoroDeams 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Ok, Why you do this. I was gonna say fuck your show, but that's actually a really awesome show. Best Friends?

[–]Dr_Bukkake 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It’s obviously due to great white supremacy.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Oh no! Number three! That's practically a pandemic!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trD1cEPuJ2E

[–]rubberbiscuit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If you're not wearing shark repellant while you swim you are endangering ME!!!

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sharks react to vaccine Bluetooth/magnetics.