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submitted 2 years ago by Rastafoo from self.whatever
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[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (5 children)
I've noticed many close friends and relatives suddenly become completely different people, and they seem "dead" and like lifeless shells of themselves. Often they start behaving like a caricature of themselves, like something else is trying to imitate them.
There's also a lot of "coincidences" in my life that seem suspiciously targeted at me. And this life feels fake and shows all the classic signs of being one of those nightmares where my life is ruined, including even the feeling that I'm forgetting a whole real life in the waking world.
[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
I'm really hoping the nasal brain-swab Covid tests wasn't some futuristic super Darpa human-cyborg swab.
If the zombie apocalypse breaks out, then I'll be running around doing the lucid dreaming hand-check...
And questioning the hell out of the results...
[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
This has been happening for years.
[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
The 5G patch on the divided extremist renderings of our shared simulation requires too much processing power so all the buffering glitches appear like autopilot NPCs, but Neo will reset the Matrix again soon and all will be well, for a while.
[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
There have been times where I have wondered if shit was real or if I was merely imagining it. Am I really here with this hot girl in this fancy restaurant or am I here alone talking to an empty seat and just hallucinating. Good cannabis can do that.
[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
I'm not on anything.
That I know of. Who knows what they pump into us in the real world.
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[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - (5 children)
[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (1 child)
[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (1 child)
[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)