i am at that point in my life.

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when i was younger i wasnt really mature enough to do it yet..

but now that i am a bit more mature, i think that i am going to stop wearing pants and start wearing diapers in public, just like when i was a baby.

this way, when i am shopping i wont need to take restroom breaks, but instead i can just crap in my diaper.

what if i really did this? can you picture me walking into walmart wearing a tshirt and a diaper and flipflops?

i am preparing myself mentally for this.

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[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

can you picture me walking into walmart wearing a tshirt and a diaper and flipflops?

Unfortunately, I can.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

it is a pretty sexy dream, aint it?

[–]AXXA👁⃤웃 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://infogalactic.com/info/Depend_(undergarment)

[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

no because being a degenerate isn't actually fun

your point directly, clean up would fucking suck.. easier to shit in a toilet

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

toilets are like so yesterday.

once i got vaccinated and boosted, i realized that toilets are not really necessary.

now i boil aroma oils in my toilet.

i am a card carrying breatharian.

[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

that appears to be how 'logic' works these days

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

when i was serving time in a county jail back in the 90's, we used to do our laundry in the toilets.

toilets bring back fond memories of when i was young and mama used to wash us in the public toilets.

oh, those were the days.

just fyi, you can even cook meth in a toilet.

i am mixing up a batch of napalm in my toilet now, gonna rent out my toilet later tonight to some meth cooks.

i bet you didnt know that you can make money just because you own a functioning toilet.

now ya know.

https://files.catbox.moe/9z4g5n.png

[–]iDontShift 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

you spent entirely too much time on this post

perhaps you should take up writing short stories

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My writing skills suck.

I write like a ten year old.

[–]BravoVictor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Why even bother with diapers and give money to "the man"? Just crap in the street. I think that's even mandatory in San Francisco, and that place is a utopia!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

i spent three years homeless in san francisco.. i have slept in every meth camp across that shitball town.

i know what happens at the street level in SF.

i even worked on the "poop patrol" for a couple of days.. they made me wear a funny suit and i carried a police type radio..

i would get on the radio and say something like this: UNIT TWELVE TO BASE, UNIT TWELVE TO BASE, COME IN...

this is base, go ahead.

I WANT TO REPORT FECES AT X AND Y STREETS, ACROSS FROM THE DUNKING DONUTS.

thats a roger, feces report taken, carry on.

YEP, I DID THAT BULLSHIT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

OH MY GAWD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPuMceGWtOQ

i can tell you a solution... just tell the dope fiends that they can have free dope if they will agree to be sterilized(cant get pregnant or create pregnancy) and they must go to the mountains in colorado where they will be given free pharmaceutical drugs unlimited for their entire life and they will be given food and basic supplies that are needed to live.

fyi, the dope dealers dont want to live in the colorado mountains and if the dope fiends already have free dope, there is no way for the dope mafia to make money from them.

problem solved.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

not funny try again

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

i wasnt trying to be funny..

hey, do you know what stupid people are simply unable to do?

they cant appreciate humor, and you can not explain that to them..

stupid people understand something when the masses explain it to them.

now you know.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

boring, step up your game

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

feel free to not read what i write.

if that is what you prefer.

see if i care.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

you do care or would stop replying :)

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

nope, i talk to small minded people all day long.

this internet is full of em.