i am at that point in my life.

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

toilets are like so yesterday.

once i got vaccinated and boosted, i realized that toilets are not really necessary.

now i boil aroma oils in my toilet.

i am a card carrying breatharian.

[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

that appears to be how 'logic' works these days

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

when i was serving time in a county jail back in the 90's, we used to do our laundry in the toilets.

toilets bring back fond memories of when i was young and mama used to wash us in the public toilets.

oh, those were the days.

just fyi, you can even cook meth in a toilet.

i am mixing up a batch of napalm in my toilet now, gonna rent out my toilet later tonight to some meth cooks.

i bet you didnt know that you can make money just because you own a functioning toilet.

now ya know.

https://files.catbox.moe/9z4g5n.png

[–]iDontShift 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

you spent entirely too much time on this post

perhaps you should take up writing short stories

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My writing skills suck.

I write like a ten year old.