Covid-era handhake alternative

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[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

i just touch weiners with everyone. condoms optional.

[–]humancorpse 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I haven't bathed in almost two months.

Dont touching my penis.

[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I haven't bathed in almost two months.

Dont touching my penis.

im not bothered with the bathing part. touching weiners is how we know we are dealing with someone on the level.

[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

No levels.

Dont touching my

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Back door knock knock.