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Covid-era handhake alternative
submitted 2 years ago by neomarxist_bullshit from i.imgur.com
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[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun - 2 years ago (6 children)
i just touch weiners with everyone. condoms optional.
[–]humancorpse 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 2 years ago (3 children)
I haven't bathed in almost two months.
Dont touching my penis.
[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
I haven't bathed in almost two months. Dont touching my penis.
im not bothered with the bathing part. touching weiners is how we know we are dealing with someone on the level.
[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
No levels.
Dont touching my
[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Back door knock knock.
[–]goonmessiah 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
Do you do a complete docking or just a quick slap?
[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
i prefer doing a twisty type thing. its an advanced move, but effective.
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[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun - (6 children)
[–]humancorpse 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - (3 children)
[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - (2 children)
[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - (1 child)
[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]goonmessiah 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (1 child)
[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (0 children)