Covid-era handhake alternative

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[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

damn i wonder if this will win the Pulitzer

[–]jet199Instigatrix 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You mean like the 1619 project?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nor should they mate. Definitely worth a Pulitzer or Nobel Peace Prize.

[–]narcanic 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

are you the jewish dude? Why did you infect the masonic magnora and work with him? Real answers only. Do you really think your jewish though? I mean, do you really think...If your based, I could hardly imagine you do. Do you know what ghomoraa is without lookig it up?

[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

If I wanted to hang out somewhere people's identity was more important than their opinion then there's the whole woke internet to post.

Maybe you should go there, be with your people.

[–]Brewdabier 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

I've always hated shanking hands, seems foolish and who knows where that dudes hand was.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

We all know.

[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (6 children)

i just touch weiners with everyone. condoms optional.

[–]humancorpse 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I haven't bathed in almost two months.

Dont touching my penis.

[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I haven't bathed in almost two months.

Dont touching my penis.

im not bothered with the bathing part. touching weiners is how we know we are dealing with someone on the level.

[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

No levels.

Dont touching my

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Back door knock knock.

[–]goonmessiah 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Do you do a complete docking or just a quick slap?

[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Do you do a complete docking or just a quick slap?

i prefer doing a twisty type thing. its an advanced move, but effective.

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yo Saturnalia

[–]narcanic 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you follow science it shows why covid isn't curable via vaccine and why the immune system plays a huge part in it. It's genetics, meaning, I'm racist. Yep even white people, the actual minority of the world, is effected.