Are you now or have you ever been a robot?

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[–]aaarrgh 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He can say that he's not a robot, but where is the evidence?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

HA HA HA, NO ONE BUT US HUMANS HERE.

[–]humancorpse 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

there are many alcoholic robots.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Like Bender from Futurama.

I just got my 8 year chip for sobriety. People think it's hard to do, but they just sell them on eBay.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Sobriety is like gold for a real alcoholic, which I suspect you might be.

Chips are childish.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They say gold hasn't even kept up with inflation.

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

{Hey hun|Hi there|Hiya|hey|hi} {...|,|..) {how|How} {are you|ru} {doin|doing} {2day|today}

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hey, you. Fine, thanks to you.

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Since this world is obviously the matrix, for all we know we're just AI.

[–]digivorix 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm fairly certain I was replaced by one last week.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

https://youtu.be/0FUWadixMkg?t=343

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Just a few days ago I read the claim that a computer had passed the Turing Test. Still listening and enjoying: Muezzin, Spanish guitar, bilabial fricatives, Terrence McKenna...like.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Wow. I want to read up on that. But actually that is really old tech. I think the big black budget secret projects were about at that point circa 1995.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Black budgets and secret projects: yes, and that's why I didn't pay much attention. Again, really good music.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah Shpongle are among my favorites, but I have to take it easy listening to them, or I'll get a craving to do drugs.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, noooo. 😆

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah big deal right? My health is too fucked though. It is beyond irresponsible to indulge now.

[–]forscher 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Everyone is in fact a robot.

An enterprise is not more than an AI fighting other AI's in the same market. (Adjusting, PR, "marketing", you know this drill) So it clearly follows that all employed people in fact are robots. In their roles as employees at least, if not even at home (and that is the interesting part on this second order logic:) Humans are driven by emotions but controlled by behavior.

In this sense we are not more than Pawlow's dogs: We behave "good", we get a treat (e.g. a raise for risking our psychic health, e.g.)

(Snap into the 2020's:) We behave "bad" we get electrocuted or loose our job / occupation.

As is said: Humans are driven by emotion but controlled by their behaviour.

So you get told a thousand times sugar is no problem for you health: What do you do ?

Second order logic applied stoically is a mighty tool to actually understand what is happening here right now.

I'm no fan of visions or predictions. But also i am very thorough and kind of relentless, so excuse me, if this comment caused you cognitive dissonance or made you actually use your brain.

[–]humancorpse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I am a roboto.

I piss motor oil.