i am sitting in on an online twelve step meeting..

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[–]PastorJohnny[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (28 children)

one of the funniest things that muslims do is that when they enter a restroom they enter with their right foot first and they exit the restroom with their left foot first.

it is a mix of ocd and superstition.

and they are terrified to speak words in a bathroom.

i cant believe that i ever pursued that religion.

i was looking for god, but i found a group of people that are mental/bloodthirsty and they believe in fairytales.

and they will killl you if you stop believing in their bullshit.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (27 children)

Go learn hanafi school then, noone said you had to join wahabis

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (26 children)

nah, i am finished with looking for god.

god can kiss my ass.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (24 children)

Infidel

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (23 children)

https://files.catbox.moe/yacwyi.mp3

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (22 children)

Hhhhh

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (21 children)

I was literally drugged and robbed inside of a masjid by more than half of a dozen men.

it was on that day that i realized that i did not convert to a religion, but instead i signed up to be a puppet and a pawn for a bunch of men that are invading the entire world.

yeah. ' my life is almost over, so i wont have to live under muslim rule.

but hey, the funny thing was that when they drugged me and robbed me... the software that they were after want even on those laptops.. the stuff they were after was in a rented storage locker.

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (17 children)

I want you to write a memoir so badly. Even if you're making this stuff up, it would get me to start reading fiction again.

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

i appreciate your kind words, but at this time i am rather busy trying to piece together a web server program that i am writing using the GCC C compiler at the shell of windows 10..

i get a lot of flack for writing my own webserver, but i can show you one reason why i would not want to use an off the shelf webserver is because there are always backdoors and flaws and guess what?

if i am writing a webserver that will be used to serve up pages on the darkweb, and there is a backdoor into my "nginx" webserver, for example, and I AM NOT AWARE OF THIS BACKDOOR, OMG... then there will be god knows who just waltzing around in my computer..

by writing my own web server, i am creating a simplified version of a webserver that only does what i tell it to do..

https://nsfocusglobal.com/update-new-nginx-bd-threat-alert/

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

No. You do your thing. But, if you were to write out a memoir, I would take the time to read it.

Is this backdoor threat a threat for anyone surfing or only web-servers?

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I heard it's a growing religion in USA, go protest in the streets or you are going to eat camel meat tomorrow!

[–]PastorJohnny[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

fyi, protesting in the streets is the least effective thing that you can do..

btw, the best food that i ever ate in a masjid was goat meat in a thick brown gravy.. omg, that is delicious..

but i am sure that camel meat is good also.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It probably is, but McDonald's is the best