I got the Moderna vaccine today, avenge me if I die

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[–]Bigs 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

When you suffer horrific side effects later we won't know, because they'll be waved away as a 'new variant' or "Hey, lots of people get prion disease rotting their brains! You can't prove it was the vacciiiiiiine... Probably mad-cow disease. And look at all these tumors! He was dying anyway!"

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

He already had chronic problems. Now he potentially just made them worse.

We have 3 options:

  1. Let God/nature kill you: fate.
  2. Let the corporatocracy kill you: slowly, suffering, for profit.
  3. Get it over with quickly by your own means: suicide.

When all hope is lost I'll choose #3 and the other 2 can look on in envy.

[–]Bigs 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Or death by snu snu

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Snu snu?

Is that like George Floyd? Meth + fentanyl + po-po + tyranny paralyzed by fear.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It's a Futurama quote. You'd actually appreciate it, I think.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

For some reason I just never got into it.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

No, that particular "death by snu snu" bit. That show is whatever.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Which is worse: Death by snu snu or death by /u/snow /u/snow?