I got the Moderna vaccine today, avenge me if I die

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I wasn't planning on getting vaccinated but they were throwing away a bunch of them away. The pharmacists were actually pulling customers shopping in to get vaccines.

And I suspect I might need my vaccine passport to go to concerts and such.

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[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

Odds are you'll just develop an autoimmune disease and suffer for years instead of dying.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

So, nothing different you say.

[–]Tophat123 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

To shreds you say

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good news everybody!

[–]Bigs 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

When you suffer horrific side effects later we won't know, because they'll be waved away as a 'new variant' or "Hey, lots of people get prion disease rotting their brains! You can't prove it was the vacciiiiiiine... Probably mad-cow disease. And look at all these tumors! He was dying anyway!"

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

He already had chronic problems. Now he potentially just made them worse.

We have 3 options:

  1. Let God/nature kill you: fate.
  2. Let the corporatocracy kill you: slowly, suffering, for profit.
  3. Get it over with quickly by your own means: suicide.

When all hope is lost I'll choose #3 and the other 2 can look on in envy.

[–]Bigs 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Or death by snu snu

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Snu snu?

Is that like George Floyd? Meth + fentanyl + po-po + tyranny paralyzed by fear.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It's a Futurama quote. You'd actually appreciate it, I think.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

For some reason I just never got into it.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

No, that particular "death by snu snu" bit. That show is whatever.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Which is worse: Death by snu snu or death by /u/snow /u/snow?

[–]thefirststone 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Enjoy your genetic therapy and corporate music industry. I keep clear of both.

[–]RightousBob 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

What you put in your body is your business. No need to share.

[–]mongre 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I'll tell you what I told everyone I know who got one. You're a fucking idiot.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't just tell them. I shout it at them - repeatedly.

My neighbour got his last week and he's had a migraine for a few days now.

[–]PatsyStone 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You know you can get a vaccine passport basically anywhere, right?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I had thought about that. Faking gov docs might cause some potential legal issues though.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You should know that health issues trump all legal issues until the law makes your health bad.

[–]Tophat123 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

You can rest assured that if you died your wife will be financially taken care of by her boyfriend.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I wish, Maliq doesn't have a job.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He forgot the quotes.

IFIFY: *"takent care of"

[–]ItchMcConnell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No.

[–]zyxzevn🐈‍⬛ 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

It seems like playing Russian roulette, but 5 of 6 experts agree that it is completely safe.
Note that the chance to catch a "variant" is 70% higher. The efficiency in the field is less than zero.

Just go to Texas or Florida to see a concert.
Personally I would fight any totalitarian person asking me for a passport even if I had the vax.
I will never support a totalitarian society.

If health-passports had any meaning, they would ban fat and sick people instead.
"Sorry you can not get a Burger, you are too fat"
"Sorry you can't fly, because you are a smoker"
"Sorry you can't buy drinks, because you are psychologiically instable "
And I am not even supporting that, because I think that people need to grow up/stronger.

If abusive daddy government cared about our health, what about:
"You can not get the operation, because you are smoking and fat"
"You can not get a sex-change, because you have a psychiatric problem"
But no, abusive government cares about power and money.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I'm in Texas. 2 of our concerts got cancelled last year, and 1 got pushed back to later this year. I don't know how they're going to let 40,000 people cram into a venue in this political climate without vaccinations. There'd be no way to social distance it's too crowded, people are drinking and smoking so no masks.

When Dave Chappelle last performed in Houston he required the audience individually be covid tested to attend. Not sure if vaccines mattered.

"Sorry you can't fly, because you are a smoker" "Sorry you can't buy drinks, because you are psychologiically instable "

Those two I am really against lol.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Wow, what a little turnover bitch Dave turned out to be.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Maybe that's the only way he could do it. Maybe it was before we had more info. Maybe I can make excuses all day long. I'd like to see more celebs stand up - but they're celected for a reason.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, it could be an insurance thing.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

^

Further, now he's a health risk to others: "The Spike Protein In COVID Vaccines Is Putting You [the non-vaccinated and vaccinated alike] At Serious Risk, According To The Science" ~ The Last American Vagabond

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I really hope you're joking.

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