I wanna know how many lives this type of machine has took. The only thing I can think about while watching this, is an "Oopsie" happening and someone pushing me in from behind lol.

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[–]hennaojichan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

I don't want to be gross but watching that makes my testicles try to get back into my body. It's sort of like standing at the edge of a cliff and looking down. And, hey, a perfectly good bicycle.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

It's like to throw a grinder, into another larger grinder.

[–]hennaojichan 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Now that is an interesting, finely twisted, idea.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Here this one should be easier for you to watch! If you got thrown into this one, it would separate all your important body parts, like your testicles and kidneys, and put them on conveyor belt while making you mush! It even spits you back out and tosses you around to play with you a lil bit to make it fun!

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

During the first cut I was thinking—looks like a scene from Breaking Bad. Then suddenly, there it was: Jesse Pinkman's car.

[–]SierraKiloBravo 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I once stood over one of these things as it did its thing, and it was honestly terrifying.

[–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

s/OddlySatisfying

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I doubt many have died from a machine like this.

No doubt many bodies have been disappeared by similar.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If I had one of those i'd quickly grind up everything I didn't think I needed.

Then I'd begin eyeballing everything else...

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Must be a painful fucking way 2 go, mayne. Gotta go head-first.

On the bright-side, we're flesh and bone, so we'd probably go through it quicker then the metal in the video.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah legs first must be a really bad moment.

[–]SierraKiloBravo 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I've made a terrible mistake

[–]cant_even 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

OMG! It's Saddam's wOoD cHiPpEr!!

Actually, someone in Australia evidently did fall into one...

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd expet that type of equipment ot have safety measures. Must be really old.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have to admit, your links felt risky af until I hovered over them lmao.

The Australia case sounds fucking terrible d00d..

"‘WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN’ First pics of man, 54, shredded to death in a wood chipper as cop reveals horror scene"

Edit: I just realized, the Australian man fell into a wood chipper, the OP is a machine meant for crushing/compressing metal, fuq if that's what a wood chipper does, imagine putting a human into a metal compressor like this..

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    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    pig carcass being thrown into one of these

    [–]m68k 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Depends on the country.