"Dear fellow straight white men" - check the last name. Nice try, Horowitz.

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[–]Entropick 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

SHALOM EVERYONE

[–]ShalomEveryoneCommunist Party 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Shalom

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Shalom

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    [–]jet199 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Well he's just assuming everyone else thinks the same racist and sexist things he does.

    [–]GraviPirate Party 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

    This one seems a little undercooked, back in ya go.

    [–]sproketboy 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    Fucking Marxists. They belong in North Korea where their magic utopia exists.

    [–]MetalFox 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Hello fellow kids.

    [–]Trajan 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    I would not leave him unattended with children.

    [–]Cornfed 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    You would think they would make it a bit less obvious, or are they just having fun with the whole trope now? Maybe this coming year they will address us as "My fellow filthy goyim".

    [–]democracy_blows 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Oi, how do you do, fellow anglos?

    [–]scormac1752 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    "My fellow goys!"

    [–]AlanSmith33 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Ok.

    But after self-evaluating I I've found that I'm not racist nor sexist. That leaves everybody else, let's start with Jordan Horowitz - How should we be treating sexist racists?

    [–]OrionBlastar 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids

    [–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Moe, Curly, and Shemp were named Horowitz in real life.

    [–]MagicMike 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Shalom Eleichaim!

    [–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

    If his mother isn't Jewish then he's not Jewish.

    If his mother is Jewish, she may sleep around too.

    Either way, he's a son of a bitch.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    maybe he's not jewish but he's definitely not straight

    [–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Sup mah niggas! - Talcum X

    [–]ShalomEveryoneCommunist Party 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

    Um, lots of Jews are white too. Being white and Jewish is not mutually exclusive.

    Shalom

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    [–]fukit 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

    Oh thats cool, so if non jewish whites trash jews its all good because were just giving constructive criticism to “fellow whites”?

    [–]ShalomEveryoneCommunist Party 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    Oh thats cool, so if non jewish whites trash jews its all good because were just giving constructive criticism to “fellow whites”?

    Right or wrong, what you described is already being done everyday. Hell, at saidit, lots of people here love trashing Jewish people.

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    [–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

    Hell, at saidit, lots of people here love trashing Jewish people.

    IFIFY:
    Hell, at SaidIt, lots of people here love trashing Jewish people's actions.

    I'm not ist or phobe. I'll fuck anything.

    Jews think everyone hates them because they're Jews,
    when really everyone hates them only when they act like Jews.

    Teach your kids that. (Except how I fuck anything.)

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Judaism and Islam are two sides of the same thing, two different tribes. They're very tribal peoples. That's nepotism to everyone else.

    I think it's strange how Jews and Israel get a pass for being supremacists who want their own ethno state. That shit gets a lot of hate, especially from Jews, when anyone else wants it

    Some people see that as a sort of warfare.

    [–]Strongbutthead 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    I don’t get it

    [–]JasonCarswellVoluntaryist 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    It's not a joke.

    You can't help who you are.
    You can help how you act.

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    they don't let real whites move to israel

    [–]Chipit[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    OK I'm white, let me immigrate to Israel!

    Whoops, Israel only allows Jews to immigrate. It's a racist ethno-state.