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[–]SLUTWAGON 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

IF YOU KILL SOMEONE, YOU MUST DIE.

THIS IS THE NEW LAW.

MURDERERS MUST BE PUNISHED SEVERELY.

[–]BravoVictor 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

Unless you're a left wing activist. Then you can kill whoever you want, and you won't even face charges.

[–]SLUTWAGON 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

FOR MAKING THAT STATEMENT, YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE MISINFORMATION ACT AND YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO LIVE OUT THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE ON ALCATRAZ ISLAND.

YOU CAN EAT FISH.

[–]BravoVictor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Throw in a side of fries, and you got yourself a deal!

[–]SLUTWAGON 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

you are in violation of the CONVICT LAWS.

NO MORE ALCATRAZ OPTION FOR YOU.

YOU WILL BE LAUNCHED INTO OUTER SPACE.

GOOD RIDDANCE.

[–]BravoVictor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You mean on one of Elon Musk's ships to Mars? Awesome!

[–]SLUTWAGON 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

FOLLOWING ARE THE GROUND RULES THAT I LIVE BY.

I TALK. YOU LISTEN. DO NOT REPLY UNLESS A REPLY HAS BEEN REQUESTED OR IS OTHER WISE REQUIRED BY THE CITIZENS HANDBOOK OF LIFE RULES.

THE PREVIOUS REPLY WILL BE OVERLOOKED, BUT ANY FUTURE VIOLATIONS WILL RESULT IN FOOD RESTRICTIONS AND SPEECH CREDITS MAY BE REDUCED.

TWO CREDITS HAVE BEEN DEDUCTED FROM YOUR INMATE FUND.

YOUR COMMUNICATIONS PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN CANCELLED FOR FOUR EARTH MONTHS.

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME DO THIS AGAIN.

DO NOT COME INTO MY COURTROOM EVER AGAIN.

[–]BravoVictor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Question. Why does your courtroom look like my bathroom?

[–]Tiwaking 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

BravoVictor 2 insightful - 1 fun - an hour ago Throw in a side of fries, and you got yourself a deal!

I love fish and chips too I'll come with you :D

[–]Red23 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Who are you referring to? Just curious.

[–]BravoVictor 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

A member of antifa murdered a Trump supporter in Portland, in what appears to have been first degree murder. Police found surveillance footage of the suspect laying in wait to ambush the guy, the victim who was alone and unarmed.

The national media largely ignored the story, because they were pushing hard the narrative that Antifa was peaceful, and it was those evil Trump supporters who were the actual bullies.

The antifa guy then fled the state, all while claiming his innocence online yet also being heralded as a hero by the left for murdering a Trump supporter.

Police then tracked him down to where he was hiding, and allegedly shot him when he opened fire on them. That, of course, was seen as a horrible tragedy by the left, who insist the cops just executed him, and can't fathom the possibility that a man who would murder someone over politics would open fire on cops trying to arrest him for a capital offense.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Police then tracked him down to where he was hiding, and allegedly shot him when he opened fire on them.

That avoids a trial that would paint antifa in a bad light, wouldn't shock me if the police executed him with a blessing from higher up.

[–]BossBrick 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I bet sadly rittenhouse disappears when he tries to sue biden

[–]brialaisbae 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The level of cope surrounding a child defending himself from grown ass men trying to beat him to death is astounding. Even after he was found innocent and the exonerating video and drone evidence people are still calling him a murderer and slandering/libeling him. Jesus.