Rittenhouse Announces Plans to Hold Media Accountable, Drops Names Who May Want to Lawyer Up

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[–]SLUTWAGON 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

FOR MAKING THAT STATEMENT, YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF THE MISINFORMATION ACT AND YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO LIVE OUT THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE ON ALCATRAZ ISLAND.

YOU CAN EAT FISH.

[–]BravoVictor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Throw in a side of fries, and you got yourself a deal!

[–]SLUTWAGON 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

you are in violation of the CONVICT LAWS.

NO MORE ALCATRAZ OPTION FOR YOU.

YOU WILL BE LAUNCHED INTO OUTER SPACE.

GOOD RIDDANCE.

[–]BravoVictor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You mean on one of Elon Musk's ships to Mars? Awesome!

[–]SLUTWAGON 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

FOLLOWING ARE THE GROUND RULES THAT I LIVE BY.

I TALK. YOU LISTEN. DO NOT REPLY UNLESS A REPLY HAS BEEN REQUESTED OR IS OTHER WISE REQUIRED BY THE CITIZENS HANDBOOK OF LIFE RULES.

THE PREVIOUS REPLY WILL BE OVERLOOKED, BUT ANY FUTURE VIOLATIONS WILL RESULT IN FOOD RESTRICTIONS AND SPEECH CREDITS MAY BE REDUCED.

TWO CREDITS HAVE BEEN DEDUCTED FROM YOUR INMATE FUND.

YOUR COMMUNICATIONS PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN CANCELLED FOR FOUR EARTH MONTHS.

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME DO THIS AGAIN.

DO NOT COME INTO MY COURTROOM EVER AGAIN.

[–]BravoVictor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Question. Why does your courtroom look like my bathroom?

[–]Tiwaking 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

BravoVictor 2 insightful - 1 fun - an hour ago Throw in a side of fries, and you got yourself a deal!

I love fish and chips too I'll come with you :D