Wouldn’t you rather identify as a show that didn’t feature that godless communist buckbreaking degenerate Judith Light? If she were any lighter, she’d be Eva Braun.

Not only that, don’t let her claims of being an ally to the alphabet people fool you just because her son on that other stupid show she was on was a froufrou and grew up to be an AIDS-riddled whore. She’s a homophobe. At least when it comes to other women. She refused to go down on Nell Carter’s pussy when they were both on ABC soaps concurrently. She wouldn’t eat her out, but she would gladly help that greasy wop thug T0n¥ D@nz@ steal her show out from under her!