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Liberals after realizing women menstruate and not womenstruate!
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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
Yes it takes time to get any self-restraint doesn't it. I let a tonsa (fat chick) take me home one night. After a bottle of bundy rum she had begun to look alright in that dress. Anyway when she got all naked and reposed on the bed I nearly barfed! I knew I'd never get it up anyway and somehow, by some miracle, I manage to get out the door without her noticing and fled away. Thank God she didn't have a deadlock! It was a first floor apartment and I would no doubt have broken a leg going out the window. There are some real animals out there..
[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
Men loose arms to them. She falls asleep on your arm so you have no option but to chew through your own arm just to escape.
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lol lol
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