Liberals after realizing women menstruate and not womenstruate!

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[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (10 children)

The poor pig must be a social outcast now, her pic is on a million websites.

I almost fucked a girl like that once. It was at a party I went to after meeting this old mate from years ago, a real reunion and we got drunk at the hotel then I rode to the party where I continued to get drunker to the point where I couldn't ride. It's a balance thing. Anyway late into the night I sidled up to this pig who was looking ok after a bottle of Rum. She literally groped my groin and seeming satisfied with what she had felt, started to come on with the bossy shit. I laughed along for a few minutes and then wandered off out front for a piss in the bushes. There I realized how drunk I really was and throwing caution to the wind jumped on the old Suzuki and rode across the 4 suburbs to home, taking all the back roads.

I couldn't get over 20 km/h and was weaving like a bitch with one eye closed. When I finally parked in the backyard at home I literally got off and kissed the ground. It was a crazy thing to do I know but it was better than the alternative of letting my dick lead me into a bed with that Pig. Oh the madness of youth.

[–]Stroika[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

LOL! Excellent tale; thank you!

Good call, btw. In the drunken stupor, it seems like an acceptable idea to pig-fuck...the next day, there's only regret. :D

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

You're welcome, I id a lot of hard drinking when i was under 30 and have a few horror stories like that, some that didn't end as well either. Piss was invented by ugly fat women, I'm sure of it!

[–]madcow-5 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I don't miss going over the top like I did almost nightly in my mid and late 20's. I've got stories for days and I've probably met more people being an extroverted drunk in a city, putting stuff up their nose, than most do in a lifetime, but at the cost of my health, career, etc. Looking back, it also feels like wasted years. I'd rather have dated seriously and drank at brunch with peers than have all these meaningless lays, not all of them proud, and countless nights seeing the sun rise.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

In a sense it was a waste, well shit, IT WAS! But it was also a lot of fun, and zero stress for the most part, at least for me. I gave it away completely and in 20 years had built a decent happy "second" life. A lot of the boozers I knew from back then that weren't as bad are still boozing on once a week or so and their health is terrible, as is the space between their ears. As for finding Miss Right, well that's a crap shoot in this modern world. I have met what I thought were a couple, but then, a few years down the track, a hidden agenda came out.

A man who thinks with traditional values is hard pressed finding a woman of the same ilk, I gave up and to my surprise I discovered that I didn't need a constant companion, and I discovered a lot of men my age who were similarly minded. Now all my time, and MONEY are my own and what a joy that is. Anyway, good luck with it all madcow, I hope you find a path you can live happily with and that you find a way to avoid all the madness coming to pass over there.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It was also life experience. Sadly many young men don't get that these days. I'd rather have the many regrets that built up wisdom.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Unfortunately, in scenarios like that, I have only cringe regrets. I let my smaller head think for me as often as he could. Eventually, I got my heads right.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yes it takes time to get any self-restraint doesn't it. I let a tonsa (fat chick) take me home one night. After a bottle of bundy rum she had begun to look alright in that dress. Anyway when she got all naked and reposed on the bed I nearly barfed! I knew I'd never get it up anyway and somehow, by some miracle, I manage to get out the door without her noticing and fled away. Thank God she didn't have a deadlock! It was a first floor apartment and I would no doubt have broken a leg going out the window. There are some real animals out there..

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Men loose arms to them. She falls asleep on your arm so you have no option but to chew through your own arm just to escape.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

lol lol

[–]madcow-5 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She looks like she would have been a social outcast prior to it. The few friends she's got are probably all cooky weirdos, and while sure, plenty probably make fun of her behind her back, my guess would be she now plays it like it was a joke or ironic or something.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Men are bad. Menstruation is bad. Where's the problem?

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Turns out men were womenstrating the whole time - but it's not what you think: It's demonstrating to women how to be rational and not over-emotional. Akin to mansplaining.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

lol, now-a-days I offer no advice, I just sit back and watch them fuck up. Like buying that lemon model "Dream Car" and then spending the next 5 years in turmoil as it gives nothing but grief. All for the sake of avoiding a few youtube vids that would have told her what a shit buy it was. "But Men made those vids, and I don't need a Man's opinion to buy a car thank you very much!"

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It's demonstrating to women how to be rational and not over-emotional.

They can't help it, estrogen makes women emotional just as testosterone makes men aggressive.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I don't know if I should cry or hit you.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Crying never accomplished anything.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It washes out the dust storm and COVID hysteria.