The Scandemic

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[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Lame.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I was trying to be funny. It doesn't always work out.

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It could have been funny except you weren't aiming at the right target, if you were even aiming at all.

It's like you got too excited, bumped your holster, and shot yourself in the foot that's in your mouth.

The one day I decide to drink and everyone else seems more blotto than me. I keep drinking but it's not working. Booze seems like such a waste of money.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I admit it was bad. No excuses. I did it, I said those awful things and worse. I will endeavour to do better. Jesus, is my phone's autocorrect British? They love their unnecessary U's.

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Don't sweat it. Just try to stay on target. At the very least only and always punch up.

Canada uses the U's too.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The one day I decide to drink and everyone else seems more blotto than me. I keep drinking but it's not working. Booze seems like such a waste of money.

I actually am probably more drunk than you. I polished off a nearly empty bottle of rum, a pint of vodka, drank a jug of homemade wine, had 12 high abv craft beers and more is incoming. Also smoked a j and took close to a half oz of kratom. Oh and ephedrine. It helps me sleep, paradoxically.

This is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2.