I am drunx.
I am 49 and in a couple weeks I'll be 50.
Todd is older, lives upstairs. He got me drunx. Not in a kinky way. We were reminiscing, etc. Then it concluded and he tried to make his way upatairs. Didn't work out. I heard it. I ran to find him the most inconvenient position, neck bent at 90 degrees and sshortts much lower than remotely necessary and a pool of blood/diet-pepsi obeying gravity. I didn't even hesitate calling 9-11. The fucking bitch on the line kept asking COVID questions. I'm drunk off my ass and schooling her about the bullshit scam. She fucking kept asking NON-FUCKING CRITICAL COVID QUESTIONS. I fucking shit on her fucking head for doing so. She hung up on me. 9-11 my ass. I was a lifeguard, my dad a doctor, and such, and I had a fundamental understanding of trauma. Fuck that bitch. Todd had serious issues, but not fucking COVID.
Todd was initially not good. He got much better by the time they arrived. (drunk estimate 10-20 min) The M and F who arrived were fucking fantastic. They heard my drunken rants about the COVID scam and abotu the global Zionist corporatocrazy shit ans such and were tots on board (or pretended to be). We agreed that a bottom up solution was requireed and BIg Gov etc was evil.
Before they loaded Toddd on a scci-fi stretcher thing they gave him a final rundown, by which time he was more than back to normal bud drunk. Fortunately he didn't have to be hauled off to hospital. They wer good peops. This whole fucking mess makes me soo sand. I just want to help folks and even getting drunk seems dandrerous. HOnestly I don't even know why I'm bothering to document theis shit if 2 silly people dont matter in a world of much more severe hurt.
I don't even know what's more stupid. My friend/neighbour Todd can't see for shit because he has cataracts and cagn't get them treated in our time of cOVid and can't play golf (a stupid sport thign) and I can't even see proper because I'm too drunk and emotional to see proper.
As I said when I got my Maple Leaf tattoo on my ass, much like Barbie has a maied in Taiwan on her ass, I think Canada is the least sucky placke on the planet that I know of. Yet - tehy were the ones who poisoned me with the Big Pharma poison of the last dozen year.s Fuck the corporatocrayc.
Saidti has issues to be sure, but I also think its the best.
FML. <3ML.
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