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[–]weavilsatemyface 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

"My job as an insurance adjuster was to deny people's insurance claims by any means possible. Now that I'm retired, I'm bored and I miss fucking with people's lives, so when the state government offered me a couple of grand in unmarked, non-sequential twenty dollar bills, I jumped at the opportunity.

"Remember folks, anyone questioning the government's response to the fires is a dumb-ass tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist who believes in space lasers."

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maui:

1,000 still missing in Maui as survivor reveals harrowing details of dead babies in ocean:

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Charred Remains:

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Maui Smart City Plan:

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"We're All Trapped In Here, They're Blocking Off All Exits":

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Maui residents who disobeyed barricade survived fires:

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Number of Missing People:

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[It's like covering up windows when counting votes:

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Maui officials tried to enforce media BLACKOUT to block footage from devastating wildfires:

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Firefighter Whistleblower: Maui Attack NOT A Wildfire | Insurance Adjuster Specializing In Fires:

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Maui Worker’s Video Shows Front Street Police Roadblock:

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The results of research into the Governor of Hawaii from the perspective of looking for preplanning and preparation for a land grab:

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Why are Celebs All Painting Their Maui Properties the Same Weird Shade of Blue?:

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Tulsi Gabbard on Joe Rogan, on the Government's Response to the Maui Fires:

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Maui was mapped out in January:

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CCP Satellites Over Maui At Time of Fires:

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Lahaina Wasn't a Wildfire. It Was MASS MURDER:

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Compilation of Lahaina locals saying fire was a planned attack & NOT natural + police blockade clips:

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Lahaina Fire 40 days later:

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Wendy Bell of NewsMax: Maui Fires

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UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell ON Maui Fires:

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[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Jesus H. Christ. They come up with some stupid ass conspiracy theories.

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Maui:

1,000 still missing in Maui as survivor reveals harrowing details of dead babies in ocean:

Link:🔗

Charred Remains:

Link:🔗

Maui Smart City Plan:

Link:🔗

"We're All Trapped In Here, They're Blocking Off All Exits":

Link:🔗

Maui residents who disobeyed barricade survived fires:

Link:🔗

Number of Missing People:

Link:🔗

[It's like covering up windows when counting votes:

Link:🔗

Maui officials tried to enforce media BLACKOUT to block footage from devastating wildfires:

Link:🔗

Firefighter Whistleblower: Maui Attack NOT A Wildfire | Insurance Adjuster Specializing In Fires:

Link:🔗

Maui Worker’s Video Shows Front Street Police Roadblock:

Link:🔗

The results of research into the Governor of Hawaii from the perspective of looking for preplanning and preparation for a land grab:

Link:🔗

Why are Celebs All Painting Their Maui Properties the Same Weird Shade of Blue?:

Link:🔗

Tulsi Gabbard on Joe Rogan, on the Government's Response to the Maui Fires:

Link:🔗

Maui was mapped out in January:

Link:🔗

CCP Satellites Over Maui At Time of Fires:

Link:🔗

Lahaina Wasn't a Wildfire. It Was MASS MURDER:

Link:🔗

Compilation of Lahaina locals saying fire was a planned attack & NOT natural + police blockade clips:

Link:🔗

Lahaina Fire 40 days later:

Link:🔗

Wendy Bell of NewsMax: Maui Fires

Link:🔗

UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell ON Maui Fires:

Link:🔗

[–]makesyoudownvote 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Wow I guess that settles it. It really was a wildfire.

If I have learned one thing about insurance adjusters is that every accident or natural occurrence is someone's fault when it comes to them.

I had a violent pipe burst in my slab in 2020. It was literally under my house, under concrete. They found a way to blame me. Yeah that makes perfect sense. Court upheld it. It was complete bullshit.

Never ever trust an insurance adjuster.

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Wow I guess that settles it. It really was a wildfire.

I laugh when I read comments like these, from "fact checkers" like yourself.

[–]makesyoudownvote 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, given that my comment was clearly intended to be humorous... you were supposed to laugh. That's how jokes work. You just seem to have not quite gotten it.