Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman

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[–]chottohen 10 insightful - 9 fun10 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 9 fun -  (4 children)

Bud is like making love in a canoe.

It's fucking near water.

(Thanks to Monty Python for that.)

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    [–]chottohen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    😵‍💫

    [–]JewsAreOfColor 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    At least you steal from the best.

    [–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I try to.

    [–]SMCAB 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    All in good fun, I get it. For the record, YOU is a general term here.

    But remember why this is happening. This is how they see you. They see you as weak, because you are, that's what you have shown them. They see you as little effeminate penny loafer wearing fags, because that's what you have shown them. They see you as a joke because you don't vote with your dollars.

    They aren't scared of tiktoks, they aren't scared of memes, they aren't scared of people that don't go outside and cry on the internet. They are scared of real men that will hang on to their liberty at all costs.

    Your neighbor is an idiot, your boss is an idiot, your friends are idiots, hell your husband or wife is an idiot, act accordingly if you care.

    [–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Yes.

    [–]Gravi 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Well I wouldn't care much, all beer to me is just piss water or something, don't like it, wouldn't care much bout' the tranny thing that thinks it's something that it's not.

    [–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    IPA hipster chiming in! Not that I derive my sexual identity from the beer/ale I drink. My body/facial hair, testicles, penis and deep voice are a daily reminder of what I am. Nothing to be confused at. Fuck this make believe world.

    [–]BISH[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    My body/facial hair, testicles, penis and deep voice are a daily reminder of what I am.

    That's all an illusion.

    You need to track down your kindergarten teacher, and thus reveal your true nature.

    [–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    You're right. I'm deluding myself. I'm a magical unicorn flying through the clouds! Nothing can stop me!! Fuck the fascist naysayers!!!

    [–]BISH[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Fuck yeah! You're free!

    Fly! Fly! In all your luscious glory!

    [–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    IPA and fairy dust help with my dilation.

    [–]RandumbZer0 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Imagine that