Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman

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[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

IPA hipster chiming in! Not that I derive my sexual identity from the beer/ale I drink. My body/facial hair, testicles, penis and deep voice are a daily reminder of what I am. Nothing to be confused at. Fuck this make believe world.

[–]BISH[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

My body/facial hair, testicles, penis and deep voice are a daily reminder of what I am.

That's all an illusion.

You need to track down your kindergarten teacher, and thus reveal your true nature.

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You're right. I'm deluding myself. I'm a magical unicorn flying through the clouds! Nothing can stop me!! Fuck the fascist naysayers!!!

[–]BISH[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Fuck yeah! You're free!

Fly! Fly! In all your luscious glory!

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

IPA and fairy dust help with my dilation.