A pooner's marriage to a boomer that refuses to use the pooner's preferred pronouns

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[–]Femaleisnthateful 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Trash person, yet less awful than all the other commenters. So, you 'knew' you were a man since you were a toddler, yet neglected to tell your husband? Might be have appreciated knowing that before marrying you? Also she's a 'man' because she works law enforcement, isn't afraid of bugs, makes decisions etc. These people are so sexist and misogynistic.

Her husband needs to grow some balls and divorce the bearded lady.

[–]Sukobe[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The husband is a boomer. In his day divorce was a dirty word, he's probably afraid to .

Btw trannies are by far some of the most sexist people around, unironically buying into dated gender stereotypes. They could give hardcore conservative Christians a run for their money

[–]Sukobe[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I bet the marriage is sexless

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Christ, I hope so!

I know a few of these "They/Them" types. Most of them women, and all those women very traditionally feminine in every way except maybe a hair cut or some hairy under arms. I often wonder if, when their boyfriend is folding their legs behind their head, pounding their cervix in the folding chair position as she whimpers and squeaks and screams: "Yeah, fuck this little pussy! Fuck me! Fuck me!" if, afterwards, they both look each other in the eye and share a silent moment of complete dissonance as they attempt to partition what just happened along with the idea that this woman doesn't feel enough like a woman to use "She/Her".

[–]IMissPorn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Phin, lol

Why do they always pick such weird names?

[–]Femaleisnthateful 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They're always fantasy or fanfiction-y. Pooners seem to avoid traditionally male or masculine names because they just highlight the disparity between pooners and real men.

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Someone does something nice for them and as a result they have to go shout to the world about how everyone else treats them so poorly.

Nothing is ever enough for these people. They are the epitome of self centeredness and ingratitude.

[–]gloomy_bear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol they're both old

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I was always the man because i killed spiders.

K

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Deadnaming is delusional. You don't get to erase 57 years of your life and change your name just because you now decide you're a different sex. And why do they change their last names?

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's just an old woman taking menopause waaaay to seriously.

Maybe go ahead and just take the Premarin, there, Phinny Phin Phin.