I'm in heat all the time.

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[–]Femaleisnthateful 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Grossgrossgrossgross. Does this man identify as a female dog? Literally no woman goes into 'heat'. Also all the talk of 'bottoms' and 'tops' is weird outside of gay male discourse, yet I'm quite sure these are all AGPs. The HSTS don't get obsessed with sexual gratification. It's so weird.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, this is all just a gay guy with a cosplay fetish. Also, I had to look up...

HSTS

...which means "homosexual transsexuals" to those out of the know. Thanks for the new term!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Human women like any mamilian species have estrus cycles. Might be shooting a man full of female hormones you might see some weird effects from that since I doubt the body knows what to do with it.

I had a cat that I had fixed once who would still go into heat irregularly despite not having the capacity to. Was very odd. We figured either some tissue was missed in the operation and it was causing the faux estrus of sort. Was odd because the male cat we had which was also fixed attempted to respond in the matter you'd expect.

I guess my point is that fucking around with your hormone balance will do weird shit to you. I mean is it normal for a man to take estrogen? It's just all mad science anyway so what can you expect when you take a bunch of hormones your body doesn't need.

[–]QueenBread 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He's just a gross horny male teenager acting just like a gross horny male teenager. The fuck are you babbling about.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If you give a man menopause he's gonna want a hot flash to go with it.

[–]alladd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's like in the wake of gay acceptance straight people now use gay terminology to describe stuff they used to be too ashamed of to talk about.

I mean, it makes sense - queer culture is just gay sex, there's nothing else to it, so normalizing it = normalizing gay sex terms.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Gross, horny 18 year old getting off on hormones and being fucked in the ass. He's gay with extra steps.

[–]QueenBread 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There's just something about a man engaging in the epitome of extremely male behaviour.... and thinking it makes him a woman.

[–]alladd 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Wow a horny male teenager call the fucking news this is a page 1 story

Call me when one of these AGPs doesn't have post history in r/Linux, then I'll really be blown away.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Help ima mentally ill horny man

[–]TheStandingResident 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Shouldn't this be in s/itsafetish and s/GenderCritical?

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

they have those here?

[–]LtGreenCo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I suppose it makes sense they're horny all the time when the object of their sexual fetish, i.e. themselves, is always present.

[–]detty 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

the way this one dehumanizes himself... lmao

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Can’t help but notice how almost every reply contains “I” statements. They all love to talk about themselves.

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Be careful what you wish for by the War of Mārs with the Magic of Sāturnus at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]MyLongestJourney 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Γῆ

As a Greek,awww.

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It's all greek to me. Just do what She Commands.

yñ

[–]MyLongestJourney 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Γή (modern standard Greek) = Earth. Also the eponymoys primordial Goddes of ancient Greek Mythology.

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

There's a lot of back and forth on this. The one you quoted is a poetic form or something. The Gaianitos will have to sort this all out by Her Hand.

For example, a known written form of Sāturnus is simply "Saturn". Silly sloppy mortals. The Divine Plane enjoys this though.

I think She chose this name because She likes the Gaia Theory taken to meta: that mortality and Divinity are in a kind of symbiosis, but one is mistress while other is pet.

yñ

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, no, I thought the person in OP was the one who was doing Greek stuff.