They/them discovers religion

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[–]Femaleisnthateful 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

These people never get this excited about Christianity. It's become very trendy post 9/11 for disenfranchised white people to get into Islam because they think it's some sort of underdog religion.

Also, I thought I was bad with makeup. What's happening to this thing's face?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Christianity is white people religion, and anything white is bad. Islam, on the other hand, is brown people religion, and that's good in their lexicon because brown is always oppressed (even when it not only isn't, but is the one doing the oppressing).

Also notice that it's almost never Buddhism or Hinduism or something, but instead that one religion that markets itself as the so-called "religion of peace" and yet seems to regularly pile bodies for one reason or another.

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Don't forget the "the only political belief they have is 'what will make Mommy and Daddy hurt for not buying me a pony when I was 8?". They tried being queer, they tried becoming a they/them, they even tried supporting Trump in 2016 and becoming a racist, and the only thing they have left is 'become a terrorist and hope their 9/11 trauma makes them hurt."

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I had one convert say to me ever what they liked about Islam is that there are rules for every single little thing do you don't have to think, just obey.

It's not just a matter of rebelling

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

To be fair, she'll fit right in at the mosque with all the other ladies with moustaches.

[–]bife_de_lomo 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Will it have to grow a beard?

[–]Nintendogirl2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like he might soon throw himself off a rooftop.

[–]LtGreenCo 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She is a biological female who is on testosterone and had a double mastectomy fyi

I gotta admit, the shitty plastic jewelry and garish, overdone orange blush had me thinking low-effort AGP troon at first.