Being Trans is so hard guys, do my chores and give me your money if you want to be a real trans ally." :(

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[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, trooning out isn’t an excuse to deflect all responsibility for being a functional adult or anything.

I’ll send him $5 if he posts pictures of himself without his hairline cropped out.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Bold of him to assume that normal people have a trans person in their life.

Also, I'm not a supporter of assisted suicide, so there's nothing i could do to help lighten their load.

[–]Clown_Chan[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Even if I had any tranny in my life, why the fuck should I be their servant and give them money so they can "treat themselves"? Lol How old is this guy? He wants basically other people to be his mommy.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

To be a tran is to be an emotionally stunted loser.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

So just take a second and picture this. 5’6 300lbs with fat rolls bulging out under their shirt, puckered elbows. Fat thighs that chafe their under sized testicles whenever they stand for longer than 10 seconds. A tiny micro dick that doesn’t function because of hormone abuse hidden under a crusty red satin thong. A pair of a cup tits from obesity stuffed into a matching bra. Long stringy greasy blue hair cascading down their back with a bald spot on the top of their head like some Gregorian monk. Greasy and pimple covered face with makeup caked on as if applied by an infant, weeks length of stubble covered in yesterdays lunch. They lay back in their steel reinforced gaming chair and pull up pornhub for their lesbian porn jerk off session which ends in them moaning in their deep baritone after this they return to their busy job of moderating Reddit. Clearly it’s too hard for them to do chores or make money when they have to save the world from itself one Reddit post at a time.

[–]BobOki 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Being real trans is like 1% of the 2-4% of the population of who is LGB, I am betting none of us have a trans friend. Since no one in their right mind counts transGENDER as anything more than cosplay, we can ignore that. So, this person is saying one of two things.

1. Trans includes gender, and that means a choice you decided to make, this week, to try and say that you are the opposite sex while pretty much insulting what it is to be that gender and wating down an entire sex to some fluffy clothes and scweeming like a girl when a bug comes.

2. Trans is only sexual, which is a mental disorder (BDD) where you are so hyper focused on perceived body issues, in this case being the other sex, and that is super hard and you need to do work for them and give them money.

So my retort is, ok, so if a mental illness is something we should all help someone with with chores and money, well what about those cis white of us with ADHD, Bipolar, Schizophrenia, Autism, Tourrets, etcetc? So YOU LGB, minorities, etc should all be doing chores for us and giving us money too right? I mean, those mental disorders are really hard and take tons of effort to manage, so those non-white and cis people should be falling over themsevles to help lighten our load too right? Equality and all... RIGHT?

No?

OOHHH let me guess. You are a worthless cosplayer, err I mean transg3nd3r, and you are not only lazy as fuck but also ultra entitled after being told the last 5 years your asshole shits rainbows and your mouth spits butterflies, and now you think that on top of being one of the most enabled group of people on earth with the most praise, assistance, reverence, and privilege, that all those, once again because you are also a racist/sexist piece of hypocritical shit, CIS people, who you hate because you are not and know they are the ones that can end you grift in seconds, need to bow down and give you more free shit.

How about this, if you are indeed trans g3nd3r, which I will assume you are since you do not pass for the opposite sex even a tit, even a smidge, even a tot, you can take your cosplaying make believe stupidity and shove it up your pampered ass, and ask one of you fellow cosplayers to help you out because "its swo hawd", OR, you can just dress normal and act normal because you are normal, and take care of your own shit you lazy coddled shitstain.

If you WERE transsexual, you would not have this post at all. I actually KNOW a few of those, and not a single one, nor the ones they know, want anything more than to pass as best they can as the sex their mental illness sees them as, and that is it.

So in the end you are either a liar, or a grifter, but you are certainly one of the two, and I think we can all guess which one it is being you are demanding others do YOU things and give YOU shit.

p.s. you embarrass both sexes and both genders.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Makes sense why underachievers and narcissists gravitate to this ideology. The sad reality is that these people genuinely perceive themselves as victims when they are not catered to in this manner.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Unattractive lazy types spend their time looking at only fans models and think "wow women have it so easy they can just show their tits and make money, I wish I could do that!"

Not realizing that only attractive women can do that in the first place. And not realizing that once they figure out how to be "women" they still haven't figured out how to be attractive "women".

Opposite with women is they think men have it easy because they are strong and confident, only to become not confident weak "men" which is pretty shit.

Grass is always greener on the other side when you don't bother to water your grass.

[–]alladd 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I personally identify as trans for as long as it takes to get my leaves raked. Anyone want to help an oppressed minority?

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Sorry, by the rules of the cult, identifying as trans once, even in jest, automatically puts you in the cult forever. Even if you identify as your gender after forever, that just means you're non-binary now and forever. You now are at the top of Oppression Olympics and can defend anything you do as special. Go off, egg.

[–]alladd 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hell yeah. I know some female athletes who have been waving their non-sexualized bodies in my face for FAR too long. And I always wanted to break a few world records to boot.

[–]slavdude0 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

lighten their load

Soo... A handjob?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But only from a goldstar lesbian, anyone else is a filthy chaser and fetishist.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'll chop your fucking head off dude. That should lighten your load.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

WTF is this nonsense? Trans people can't do their own fucking laundry now? They act like they're doing us a favor.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You get to demonstrate your allyship.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is that ever reciprocated? Allies help each other out. Mostly what I hear from that community is that I, as a straight, white man, am automatically not an ally.

[–]MyLongestJourney 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Grifters are gonna grift.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Existing is so hard guys. I'm going to unexist myself. Unless I have MONEY! I need money to live! Please send me money! I have the power to absolve your transphobia through magic but only if you send me money! Will the magic work. And then it only works for a little while and you'll need to send more money again to reapply the affect.