Sir, you're not a lesbian. You're a straight man with a fetish.

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[–]Clown_Chan 13 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Are there any biological lesbians in that sub? Sweet Christ, it seems there are no one but troons there.

Also, good, cope and seethe trooncels 😎🖕🏳️‍⚧️ Big respect for TERF lesbians on that app for refusing girldicks, lol

[–]bucetao6969Ace Spectrum 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

"TERF" still feminist, so crap at the end of the day

[–]OuroborosTheory 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you mean to say that Europe wasn't an all-female parthenogenic clone utopia where the few male babies allowed to live were castrated for servants, until 2000 BC when the wicked Aryan conquerors forced everyone to bow before PIV?

(proof: a Mesolithic figurine with boobs)

[–]LtGreenCo 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I don't know why they bother with dating apps. Nobody wants to date them. They'd have better odds playing the Powerball.

[–]Clown_Chan 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

They can just date each other, some troons already do that since no mentally sane, cis woman want to date those ugly goblins. Somebody need to create dating app exclusively just for troons and it will be called Troonder or something.

[–]alladd 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The only trans who date other trans are HSTS since it's basically just gay sex without the fear of whatever trauma was inflicted on them in the first place.

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Won't work; they flat-out say that dating a trans person would trigger their dysphoria (and dating a person who is pansexual and open to dating a trans person would make them know they're dating them because they're trans, which triggers their dysphoria.) It HAS to be a cis lesbian/cis gay man dating them because only knowing they're hot enough to get a cis homosexual to date them proves they're "real".

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In reality, most of these guys are straight incel losers who are trying to guilt woke lesbos into fucking them, so the last thing they want is to be choking on some skanky 'girldick'.

[–]LtGreenCo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And the AGP trannies who don't have dysphoria but pretend they do. They're just as grossed out by other AGPs as the rest of us but they can't openly admit it.

[–]bucetao6969Ace Spectrum 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I quit dating apps because of them actually

[–]MyLongestJourney 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

HER bent over to the male rapey troons , making it imposible for an actual lesbian to state that she is not interested in transwomen without getting kicked out of the application and still the troons are not happy. Because HER still can not force lesbians to even consider chating with their rapey troon ass.

[–]SerpensInferna 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"I pass"

Sure you do, buddy. Just like Buffalo Bill passes. "Hey, say, are you about a size 14?"

Also, I really want to know - I'm a middle-aged lesbian and I can immediately clock a MtF at any club or bar. However, I have male friends who were baffled when I told them "that chick is not a chick". Men, do you feel like you have the ability to clock a MtF in real life?

[–]xoenix 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Hinge has this great voice memo feature!"

"Wait, won't I get clocked?"

"Not if you use fake audio, or get an actual woman to record it for you!"

[–]alladd 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is how you know companies don't really care about women. All it would take is one single dating app that refused to let troons use it and it would be the #1 app for women. But then you'd lose the male money.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They know what they are doing.

[–]xoenix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lol they're all wondering how this is happening, is HER's "inclusive" policy just BS? Or are TERFs mass-reporting to get troons banned? (Gee, who does this remind you of?)

I really doubt it's intentional malice from the company, how would that benefit them? It was either automated, an employee making a mistake, or an employee with a personal grudge.

Maybe nobody will use the app if it's full of dudes?

[–]clownworlddropout 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nuh-uh, the UN Tweeted "Remember, trans lesbians are lesbians too" did you forget? How very not Progressive™️ of you.

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh yeah! Isn't where the Chinese chick proposed a new law that mandates like $25K fine and jail for misgendering someone?

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

she’s been reported multiple times for “impersonating” and had to create a new profile each time

When you simply refuse to accept reality even though it keeps slapping you in the face.