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[–]IMissPorn 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Most of the responses are pretty based though, surprisingly.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

I would beat myself with a rubber hose during class.

I'd also scream, "WHERE MY HOSE AT?!" whenever a student acts out.

Also, I got hose in different area codes.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

They literally think the "The soft bigotry of low expectations..." quote comes from Bush, lol.

I hope these people aren't really teachers.

[–]binaryblob 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Teachers are stupid; that's why they are a teacher.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Fuck off.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Don't worry, those of us who know you somewhat know that you're not stupid because you're a teacher. You're stupid because you're a Eurocuck in general and a resident of Britainistan specifically :p.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Exactly!

Fuck me, I’ve carefully curated my persona!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Classroom management is a massive subject, endlessly written about, but the teachers with the most effective classroom management have generally trained their classes in what is expected of them. The children are fully aware of how they are expected to behave and the consequences for not fulfilling those expectations and race/class doesn’t come into it.

There are behavioural issues that need specialist treatment, but most children don’t have those issues.

It helps if the school management has bought into the idea of a school-wide behaviour policy with a progressive ladder of sanctions up to and including exclusion/expulsion.

It also helps if the staff at large, from teachers to custodial staff, buy into and apply the behaviour policy too.

Things that undermine school wide behaviour: Teachers applying their own behaviour policies (including having their own rules).
Teachers who want to be friends with the students.
Teachers who think black/working class/french students are incapable of behaving the same way that white/middle class/English students behave.
Teachers who are not supported by management, management should write, implement and enforce a school-wide behaviour policy and then empower the staff to follow it.
Teachers with poor classroom management skills, I’ve watched countless clips of incidents in US classrooms and the common factor in all of them is terrible classroom management. I saw a clip recently where a teacher got struck by a flying chair and was knocked out and hospitalised. The teacher had ample opportunity to stop that, the girl who threw the chair was clearly in the midst of a tantrum, but instead of addressing that issue before it escalated, the teacher ignored it and actually turned her back on the girl. The teacher showed that she either had no idea of what was going on in her classroom or she had a serious lapse, but either way she put herself and her pupils, including the chair-throwing girl, at risk of injury.

Classroom management is so ridiculously important, fail at that and it doesn’t matter how good your planned lessons are, you’ll never teach a damn thing.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It must be strange to say that someone is disproportionately impacted by something, then in the next breath say that they are responsible for 90% of it. For a teacher, I'd want them to understand that this means the reaction is actually perfectly in proportion.

[–]MagicMike 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You can’t. Studies on identical twins separated at birth shows that IQ is hereditary by a correlation coefficient of .8, meaning roughly 80% of intellect and behavior is hard wired in. Teaching in a ‘diverse’ school is like all classes are Special Ed.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I don't see a difference between targeting one group of students for punishment over others or letting one group slide. They're both overtly racist.

[–]OuroborosTheory 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

strong "we need more female prisoners" vibe

[–]bucetao6969Ace Spectrum 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How the fuck is this not removed yet