The W-word

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[–]chottohen 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (14 children)

What is this mysterious, forbidden, W-word?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 9 fun6 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 9 fun -  (5 children)

Woman? The scariest of all the mythical spirits. Fear it's ability to drain your credit cards of their value. Cower in shame at their skill in weaving emotional and logical arguments together to befuddle and confuse men to convince them against building a trebuchet in the back yard.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 9 fun5 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

Women are a myth and everyone knows that.

Literally every time someone loudly claims to be a woman on the internet they turn out to be a man in a dress.

Lets debunk this nonsense once and for all.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Women are literally just made from ribs. Seriously read your bible! God made Man, then Man was sad so God made ribs. All men love ribs. Then God made football and beer.

Women came from Satan, they try to distract man away from ribs, beer, and football. Then God sent HeySeus the carpenter to build a wall and keep out the Women from the Man Cave, but some Men rebelled against HeySeus and told him to go back to his country, so god punished man by making football two hand touch and making man drink Bud Light. And so the miserable state of man continues to this day.

Amen. Awomen. And Aneuter

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Now you're supposed to say wo-person or, alternatively woe-person. You have clearly spent some time in their presence. At first I thought it was a spirit we can drink but I guess it is a sky god*.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Please avoid the problematic word person since it promotes the patriarchy. Per/son/daughter is acceptable in legacy documentation but should be avoided due to its binary trigger capacity. Instead please use the term meat sack.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Meatsack is offensive to vegans. The most properly respectful viewpoint is "fuckstick" for those who have a fuckstick to use or equivalent, or "fuckhole" for those who have some hole to be a cocksheath to put a fuckstick into.

[–]brimshaeBased Woodchipper Merchant 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Wendigo, most likely. If you want to see degeneracy in action, just consider that the word "wendussy" exists.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Here's a clean, pure image for you enjoyers of the strange.

[–]chottohen 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thank you: Wendigo (/ˈwɛndɪɡoʊ/) is a mythological creature or evil spirit originating from the folklore of Plains and Great Lakes Natives. It is based in and around the East Coast forests of Canada, the Great Plains region of the United States, and the Great Lakes region of the United States and Canada, grouped in modern ethnology as speakers of Algonquian-family languages. The wendigo is often said to be a malevolent spirit, sometimes depicted as a creature with human-like characteristics, which possesses human beings. The wendigo is said to invoke feelings of insatiable greed/hunger, the desire to cannibalize other humans, and the propensity to commit murder in those that fall under its influence.

[–]IMissPorn 0 insightful - 3 fun0 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

She has an insatiable hunger for cock! (presumably)

[–]NerveActive[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, they were talking about wendigo

[–]Notyouraveragebear 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Wendigo

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thanks. Wiki has a good writeup on it. Wendigo sounds like something to be avoided.

[–]Clownfall 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wendigo sounds like something to be avoided.

The ones in Dun Morogh are only lv6 or so, if you made it through the cave/tunnel from the starting area you'll have no problem dealing with them.