Women are literally just made from ribs. Seriously read your bible! God made Man, then Man was sad so God made ribs. All men love ribs. Then God made football and beer.

Women came from Satan, they try to distract man away from ribs, beer, and football. Then God sent HeySeus the carpenter to build a wall and keep out the Women from the Man Cave, but some Men rebelled against HeySeus and told him to go back to his country, so god punished man by making football two hand touch and making man drink Bud Light. And so the miserable state of man continues to this day.

Amen. Awomen. And Aneuter