The W-word

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 9 fun6 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 9 fun -  (5 children)

Woman? The scariest of all the mythical spirits. Fear it's ability to drain your credit cards of their value. Cower in shame at their skill in weaving emotional and logical arguments together to befuddle and confuse men to convince them against building a trebuchet in the back yard.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 9 fun5 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

Women are a myth and everyone knows that.

Literally every time someone loudly claims to be a woman on the internet they turn out to be a man in a dress.

Lets debunk this nonsense once and for all.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Women are literally just made from ribs. Seriously read your bible! God made Man, then Man was sad so God made ribs. All men love ribs. Then God made football and beer.

Women came from Satan, they try to distract man away from ribs, beer, and football. Then God sent HeySeus the carpenter to build a wall and keep out the Women from the Man Cave, but some Men rebelled against HeySeus and told him to go back to his country, so god punished man by making football two hand touch and making man drink Bud Light. And so the miserable state of man continues to this day.

Amen. Awomen. And Aneuter

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Now you're supposed to say wo-person or, alternatively woe-person. You have clearly spent some time in their presence. At first I thought it was a spirit we can drink but I guess it is a sky god*.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Please avoid the problematic word person since it promotes the patriarchy. Per/son/daughter is acceptable in legacy documentation but should be avoided due to its binary trigger capacity. Instead please use the term meat sack.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Meatsack is offensive to vegans. The most properly respectful viewpoint is "fuckstick" for those who have a fuckstick to use or equivalent, or "fuckhole" for those who have some hole to be a cocksheath to put a fuckstick into.