People spread their cheeks for botox injections... in their rectums in order to have better anal sex

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

These sorts of stories make me wonder. After a very brief amount of research about it, it seems to be a relatively new treatment for anal fissures, relaxing the internal anal sphincter to decrease pain and increase blood flow to promote healing for what is an awfully painful condition. You also need to have a general anaesthetic in order to receive it, presumably because it’s painful as fuck and they have to push a speculum into your arse to do it.

The Butt Botox for Better Bumming seems to originate with a single gay character in a Netflix show last year. From there Cosmopolitan wrote an article and it seems everyone else is basically cribbing from that article.

I bet a couple of gay guys and/or porn stars had this done, after a colorectal surgeon treated a few sex-related anal fissures and decided to promote it within a small community and from there a Netflix writer heard about it and everyone is acting like it’s a big ol’ trend because they need to write 500 words for their column and have no original thoughts in their heads.

As far as it goes, as long as I don’t have to have it, I don’t have to watch it, I don’t have to pay for it, no one is trying to do it to kids and everyone involved understands and consents, then do what you want.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

These sorts of stories make me wonder. After a very brief amount of research about it, it seems to be a relatively new treatment for anal fissures, relaxing the internal anal sphincter to decrease pain and increase blood flow to promote healing for what is an awfully painful condition. You also need to have a general anaesthetic in order to receive it, presumably because it’s painful as fuck and they have to push a speculum into your arse to do it.

The Butt Botox for Better Bumming seems to originate with a single gay character in a Netflix show last year. From there Cosmopolitan wrote an article and it seems everyone else is basically cribbing from that article.

I bet a couple of gay guys and/or porn stars had this done, after a colorectal surgeon treated a few sex-related anal fissures and decided to promote it within a small community and from there a Netflix writer heard about it and everyone is acting like it’s a big ol’ trend because they need to write 500 words for their column and have no original thoughts in their heads.

As far as it goes, as long as I don’t have to have it, I don’t have to watch it, I don’t have to pay for it, no one is trying to do it to kids and everyone involved understands and consents, then do what you want.

I also dont have an original thought in my head so im am stealing yours in order to secure the existance of the gay race and a future for trans babies.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I also dont have an original thought in my head so im am stealing yours in order to secure the existance of the gay race and a future for trans babies.

But if you have no original thought, why do you celebrate them doing this for butt boto when they can give it to trans xxxxx with bottom surgery, even knowing doing this could make the front fuckhole feel like a cis person's fuckhole, make it possible for trans xxxxx to have trans babies and secure the existence...or even worse, making the one who asked for it kill themselves?

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

need to write 500 words for their column and have no original thoughts

Yep, 'reporters' these days consider writing about what's happening to their neighbours in their local communities beneath them.

[–]slavdude0 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Eh. IDGAF honestly. As long as you're not promoting this as something normal and awesome, and you're not targeting kids with it? Go on. Pour concrete into your urethra if you feel like it.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Pour concrete into your urethra if you feel like it.

That's certainly one way to get a rock hard cock.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

how did you know about my urethra concrete fetish?

[–]slavdude0 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I work in the factory you're buying from.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Never, ever, ever google “USB cable, knotted, urethra”

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm morbidly curious to know why you ever looked that up.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, one day I had a boner and was rummaging through my desk drawers and I found this rather sexy-looking USB cable….

Nah, saw the case report in one of those “hurr hurr patient shoved a thing up their bum hole”-type stories online and I actually knew a doctor that works in the unit that “resolved” the situation, not that I’d ever ask him about it if I were to bump into him again.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Eh. IDGAF honestly. As long as you're not promoting this as something normal and awesome, and you're not targeting kids with it? Go on. Pour concrete into your urethra if you feel like it.

I completely agree with you. The reason I posted this here is I feel like this is another specific instance of the general problem of promotion and normalization of plastic surgeries and body modification in the name of fulfilling sexual fetishes, which transgenderism seems to also fall under. Which I mean I don't care if people do this, but actively encouraging this is another thing altogether, and it seems like this is getting promoted as a general trend

[–]8thmonitor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What the fuck? It is a shame that some people use their money like this.

[–]Objecting_Sphere 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That sounds like it could have some unintended consequences, but nothing wrong with adults making modifications to their bodies.