People spread their cheeks for botox injections... in their rectums in order to have better anal sex

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[–]slavdude0 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Eh. IDGAF honestly. As long as you're not promoting this as something normal and awesome, and you're not targeting kids with it? Go on. Pour concrete into your urethra if you feel like it.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Pour concrete into your urethra if you feel like it.

That's certainly one way to get a rock hard cock.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

how did you know about my urethra concrete fetish?

[–]slavdude0 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I work in the factory you're buying from.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Never, ever, ever google “USB cable, knotted, urethra”

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm morbidly curious to know why you ever looked that up.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, one day I had a boner and was rummaging through my desk drawers and I found this rather sexy-looking USB cable….

Nah, saw the case report in one of those “hurr hurr patient shoved a thing up their bum hole”-type stories online and I actually knew a doctor that works in the unit that “resolved” the situation, not that I’d ever ask him about it if I were to bump into him again.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Eh. IDGAF honestly. As long as you're not promoting this as something normal and awesome, and you're not targeting kids with it? Go on. Pour concrete into your urethra if you feel like it.

I completely agree with you. The reason I posted this here is I feel like this is another specific instance of the general problem of promotion and normalization of plastic surgeries and body modification in the name of fulfilling sexual fetishes, which transgenderism seems to also fall under. Which I mean I don't care if people do this, but actively encouraging this is another thing altogether, and it seems like this is getting promoted as a general trend