So much cringe in a single.bio

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

15 year old girl, chronically online, helicopter parents.

[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Overweight, never played a sport, scared of boys.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

scared of boys.

But also desperately ships boys with each other, and dreams of being the center of a Twilight-like "love" triangle.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's always sad when the parents identify as apache helicopters but the child doesn't follow in their footsteps.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you can't be diagnosed with BPD until you are an adult.

People with BPD are emotionally retarded, they act like children or teens when they are adults. Acting like a teen when you are a teen is just annoying not an illness.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Oh wow, classic Tumblr vibes. I didn't think any of these existed anymore, after the Great Cleansing wiped away the pr0n fields that Tumblr's entire biosphere depended on.

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I would rather cut into my jugular vein with a rusty butter knife covered in Black Mamba venom than see her picture or have to be next to her for one syllable of sound.

[–]LtGreenCo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

panty and stalking with garterbelt

What?

[–]lunarstrain 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's an anime from 2010 about two angels named Panty and Stocking (bio writer just doesn't know how to spell) who were kicked out of heaven for bad behavior. They team up with a black priest named Garterbelt and fight monsters in order to get back on heaven's good side.

It's pretty good but not for everyone. Lots of crude and offensive humor, the creators literally came up with the plots while drunk. It's unique in the way that they took a ton of inspiration from western media, the art style straight up looks like Powerpuff Girls.

I would say that I'm surprised this girl is into it but she's also got the manga Killing Stalking in her interests, something else that Tumblr hates.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Terminally online.

Barbie (older movies)

Yeah, back before she sold out.