Satan Responds To Roe v. Wade Overturn. Satan held a press conference today responding to the big loss of Roe v. Wade. He's doing his best to keep his chin up.

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

California Dad vs Immigrant Dad. “All religions are very bad. Except for Muslims, fine. And if Chinese people have a religion, that's fine. When black people do Christianity, that’s okay too.” Hahahaha

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Weird: Democrats Suddenly Saying 'Woman' Today As If Everyone Knows What It Means. Democrats nationwide have been accusing the Supreme Court of taking rights from "women." Onlookers have confirmed this to be confusing, as it seems to suggest that Democrats do in fact know what a woman is.

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

BREAKING: Roe v. Wade Was Just Overturned - Here's What You Need To Know

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Amazon Creates Online Looting App To Allow The Timid To Loot From Home

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Thomas the Tank Engine has been branded a ‘fucking scab’ by his colleagues today after turning up for work on time as normal and refusing to go on strike.

submitted by Chipit from newsthump.com

Companies Strangely Silent On Pride Month In The Middle East

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Every Bay Area House Party. “I don’t think saying ‘we should be able to unperson whoever we want’ helps your case that this is valuable and non-creepy.’ "And how many others were dissuaded from murder or other abominable acts because of the fear of erasure? And now that tool is lost to us forever.”

submitted by Chipit from astralcodexten.substack.com

The US Ministry of Truth is Watching You || Tony Kinnett (12:26) ~ Alison Morrow [ Oderint dum metuant. = Let them hate as long as they fear. ]

submitted by JasonCarswell from youtube.com

Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Mordor Did Nothing Wrong | The Lord of The Rings From Mordor's Perspective. It's uncomfortably close to how certain of our political and social groups present the Western world.

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

BLM Leaders Call For Renewed Protests This Summer After Finding A Fantastic Beach House For Sale On Zillow

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

You know things are bad when Saudi TV stations are running up the score with punishing satire against you. All those subsidies and helping them slaughter Yemenis and this is what the US gets in return LOL.

submitted by Chipit from i.imgur.com

Oh No! Noah Accidentally Fills Ark With Only Male Animals Because He's Not A Biologist

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Zelensky reminds every American to do their taxes so that he will get paid

submitted by Drewski from genesiustimes.com

Cracker Jack Changes Name To Less Offensive Caucasian Jack

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Nazgûl With Normal Voices. In this episode, the Witch King and his boiiz show those mmmMEN!

submitted by Chipit from youtube.com

F-14s vs MiG-28s - May 1986, a Danger Zone in the Indian Ocean. I remember this engagement. Voodoo 3 sure had great balls of fire.

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Prime Time Stein 99 Appears in a Canadian Government Meeting (4:48) ~ Clyde Do Something

submitted by JasonCarswell from youtube.com

SCOTUS nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson brings a biologist with her every time she goes to the bathroom to tell her which one to use

submitted by AXXA from genesiustimes.com

Lockheed Martin CEO Tearfully Urges U.S. To Implement No-Fly Zone In Ukraine

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

The villainy of J.K. Rowling | Titania McGrath | The Critic Magazine. Rowling is dog-whistling to her transphobic followers by writing the exact opposite of what she thinks.

submitted by Chipit from thecritic.co.uk

This woman is an angry feminist -- but she's quickly changing her tune as World War 3 starts and she faces the possibility of getting drafted.

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Government of Canada PSA - Masking Children (0:30)

submitted by JasonCarswell from youtube.com

Retired army Major sets off for the Ukraine on his mobility scooter.

submitted by jet199 from bazake.co.uk

Media Says Spike In Myocarditis May Be Linked To Ukraine Crisis

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Liam Neeson Offers To Negotiate With Putin (5:30) ~ The Jimmy Dore Show

submitted by JasonCarswell from rumble.com

Hitler phones Biden again. The scary thing is, the scenes with Hitler are played by actors, the scenes with a senile old fake President are not.

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

So many people fell for this one.

submitted by jet199 from imgur.com

Biden Administration Begins Grueling, Months-Long Process Of Abandoning Americans In Ukraine

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Queen Elizabeth Asked If She's Taken Ivermectin For COVID, Responds With Definitive ‘Neigh’

submitted by IkeConn from babylonbee.com

After Legitimizing China, International Olympic Committee Narrows Down Choice For Next Olympics To Iran, North Korea, Or Canada

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Join Klovbar the Strong and his co-host Willis as these two Lord of the Rings geeks exclusively reveal these 9 new woke characters from Amazon's new Lord of the Rings show: The Rings of Power.

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Shame: Elon Musk Donates $5.7 Billion To Charity Even Though The Government Could Have Used It To Fill 7 Potholes

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Hot on the heels of their suppression of several episodes of the Joe Rogan Experience, Spotify has banned these 11 songs for containing harmful misinformation. Not good! "It Doesn't Matter If You're Black Or White" by Michael Jackson. Oh, it matters. It's the most important thing about you.

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

GoFundMe Freezes Funds For Child's Heart Surgery After Finding Out He Supports Trucker Protest

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Here’s The Boat That Won’t Bring Jeff Bezos’s Hair, Or Wife Back

submitted by AmericanMuskrat from jalopnik.com

They hate our slavery

submitted by jet199 from imgur.com

While Watching 'The View' In Hell, Hitler Surprised To Learn Holocaust Wasn't About Race

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Biden To Nominate Progressive Woman Of Color Elizabeth Warren To Supreme Court

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

With Train Robberies, No Electricity, No Gasoline Automobiles, California Tries Rebranding With Vintage Old West Theme

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Dunkirk with Star Wars Music. George Lucas said that when creating the dogfighting sequences in 1977's "STAR WARS", he took much inspiration from classic World War II films. So I overlaid some of John William's "TIE FIGHTER ATTACK" unto a dogfighting scene from the 2017 film "DUNKIRK."

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Murderer Undecided On Whether He'll Follow New Gun Laws

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Democrats warn that Republicans plan to steal election by blocking Democrat efforts to steal election

submitted by AXXA from babylonbee.com

Joss Whedon Fails to Explain Controversy to His Girlfriend After Realizing 'Buffy' Came Out Before She Was Born

submitted by Chipit from hard-drive.net

Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The American People Make Medical Decisions For Themselves

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Legal Experts Ask Justice Sotomayor To Recuse Herself From Case Due To Her Being An Idiot

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Unvaccinated Man Feeling Left Out As All His Vaccinated Friends Have COVID

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

FBI Promises To Make Hoaxes Less Obvious This Year

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Vaccinated denied treatment for overwhelming hospitals

submitted by AXXA from babylonbee.com

Businesses Now Requiring Positive COVID Test As Proof Of Vaccination

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Drakeford announces dogging can resume from Monday

submitted by jet199 from walesoncraic.com

AOC Lays Wreath At Her Grave On January 6th

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

After Conviction For Sex Crimes, Ghislaine Maxwell Announces New Job At CNN

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

'I Just Think This Let's Go Brandon Thing Is Really Disrespectful,' Says Man Wearing FUCK TRUMP T-Shirt

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Woman Who’s Good At Driving Wondering If She Might Be Transgender

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

More actors shot into space than Space Force personnel: Report

submitted by carn0ld03 from duffelblog.com

Danny Zuko told to self-isolate after reporting multiplying chills

submitted by carn0ld03 from dailysquat.com

KKK Disbands As Progressive Left Accomplishing All Their Goals. The head of the now-dissolved KKK reassured the gloomy crowd, reminding them that it was an honor to pass the baton of hate and division to people with their tentacles deeply woven into American politics, education, and entertainment.

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Cruel: Jussie Smollett Will Be Forced To Share A Jail Cell With His Attacker

submitted by jet199 from babylonbee.com

Bob Dole Switches To Democrat Party

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Joe Rogan on Gollum from Lord of the Rings

submitted by Chipit from i.imgur.com

Cherry Poppin' Daddies Issue Apology for Like, Everything

submitted by Zapped from thehardtimes.net

Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury Votes At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Media Found Guilty On All Counts. The courtroom fell silent as the jury foreman stood to read the verdict, “We the jury find the media guilty on all counts, including the egregious use of its influence to lie to the American people.”

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat' (1:51) ~ The Onion

submitted by JasonCarswell from youtube.com

Psaki Says High Gas Prices Are Good Because Americans Will Be Forced To Drive Greener Flintstones Cars

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being Read

submitted by carn0ld03 from babylonbee.com

Judge Instructs Jury To Ignore Angry Mob Outside Threatening To Burn Down Courthouse

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Judge Instructs Jury To Ignore Angry Mob Outside Threatening To Burn Down Courthouse

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

FBI Busts FBI Terrorist Plot

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

At a keynote presentation on Friday, billionaire Jeff Bezos revealed the details of an exciting new virtual reality experience which he says will allow consumers to log on to an artificial fantasy world completely unlike our existing reality. “We’re calling it Mainstream Media, or MSM for short.”

submitted by Chipit from caitlinjohnstone.com

Secret Service Agent Spotted Carrying Diaper Bag

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Youngkin Keeps Lincoln Project Away By Holding Rally Within 500 Feet Of A School

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Wife Throws Away Incredibly Specific Adapter Cable You've Held On To For 7 Years Right Before You Suddenly Find A Use For It

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Liberal Parent Trying To Figure Out How To Cheer For His Son Brandon

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Newsom Claims Syringes Strewn About California Cities Are Due To High Vaccination Rate

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Leftists Upset As Business Refuses To Discriminate

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

COVID Restrictions RUIN Couple’s Night Out (4:58) ~ The Babylon Bee

submitted by JasonCarswell from youtube.com

Australian Hospitals Over Capacity With People Beaten By Police For Not Wearing Masks

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Biden: 'We Can Return To Normal When 3.5 Trillion Americans Have Been Vaccinated'

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

FBI Rally In D.C. Ends Without Incident

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Joe Biden Announces Civil War

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Joe Rogan Criticized As 'Anti-Science' For Surviving COVID

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Biden Drone Strikes White House To Kill Those Responsible For American Military Deaths In Kabul.

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

BREAKING - Bill Gates calls for the withdrawal of all Covid-19 Vaccines; "The vaccines are far more dangerous than anyone imagined"

submitted by JasonCarswell from dailyexpose.co.uk

CNN Praises Taliban For Wearing Masks During Attack

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Crowd Lays Down Path Of MyPillows As Trump Triumphantly Rides Donkey Into D.C.

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Cuomo Resigns To Spend More Time Sexually Harassing Family

submitted by Chipit from youtu.be

Obama Birthday Party Guests Play Light-Hearted Game Of 'Pin The Drone On The Middle Eastern Country'

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Thomas Massie Found To Have Connection To Far-Right Extremist Group, The Founding Fathers

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Pelosi Says She Will Arrest Any Congressperson Caught With Copy Of The Constitution

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Curt Jaimungal and Desh Amila’s new documentary Better Left Unsaid is a gripping chronicle of the post-modern extreme left’s descent into ideological thought-policing. They trace the decline of civil debate to the introduction of new terminology that began from around 2013.

submitted by Chipit from counterweightsupport.com

Everything Gawker Existed to Satirize Has Been Destroyed

submitted by Chipit from freddiedeboer.substack.com

Top 10 Reasons You Should Just Turn Your Guns Over To The Government TODAY

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

Liberal Feels Sad For Man Dying Of COVID, Then Happy After Hearing He Wasn’t Vaccinated, Then Sad Again Because He Was An Illegal Immigrant

submitted by Chipit from babylonbee.com

Ghost Of AOC Testifies Before January 6 Committee

submitted by Drewski from babylonbee.com

view more: next ›