It's LarrySwinger2 appreciation day. What present are you all giving me?

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Thanks for being here.

[–]Drewski 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Birthday spankings

[–]Gravi 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A subpar pear!

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

You can take a turn putting your finger in the dyke

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I hope that means what I am imagining it does.

[–]cunninglingus 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

No, that's for Musky appreciation day

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You won't regret it. I'm Dutch, so I know my way with dykes. 😉

[–]Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

BBC

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The other guy got me a Reader's Digest subscription, and now you're subscribing me for the BBC. How marvelous!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I offer you my collection of fluff gathered from by belly button over the years. Use it wisely.

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Is it magical fluff?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It has been known to emit powerful suggestive odours 🙌

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Deeze nuts

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm feverishly working on a once a day lozenge that make your every fart smell like oven fresh blueberry muffins. I shall name it after you.

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

A year-long subscription to Readers' Digest.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What a treat!

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nooooooooooooooo!

[–]monkeymagic 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

a jelly of the month club membership

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/hVpqxbddMsM

[–]gosso920 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A strap-on, with shards of broken glass embedded, for Hillary Clinton to use on you.

[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This one means a lot for me. I get emotional just thinking about this one. But this time, I've got you a Vaporeon figure, inside a jar of c...

[–]Earningmore 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A great day full of joy