Man, 25, dies after ‘using glue to seal his penis shut instead of a condom’

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[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

They don't even try to explain how gluing the tip of your dick can cause organ failure. It makes no sense at all.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Exactly.

Can you imagine being a family member, and having these dipshits claim your loved one died because they glued up their dick?

It's absurd in every aspect.

If they get away with this, then we may start seeing an epidemic of glued dicks, as a cover up.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Men are dirty.

He had a wound, didn't wash and went septic.

Organ failure from blood poisoning can follow in under 24 hours.

Wash your dicks, guys.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a funny story you made up from zero facts. But the claim of the article would still be a lie.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Your kidneys could get backed up, that'd be bad. But he probably died of an OD.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Went to the hospital the next day. At worst his bladder would burst.