Man, 25, dies after ‘using glue to seal his penis shut instead of a condom’

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[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

The senior officer added: "Unfortunately, the adhesive damaged Salman’s organs, and he died due to multiple organ failure.

His relatives reportedly called for an inquiry into his death, as they believe he may have taken a drug that affected his health, with the glue just adding complications.

Organ failure? Reminds me of SADS

Hmm... I wonder if there isn't any other unusual drug injection that could cause this..

/S I guess we'll never know.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

They don't even try to explain how gluing the tip of your dick can cause organ failure. It makes no sense at all.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Exactly.

Can you imagine being a family member, and having these dipshits claim your loved one died because they glued up their dick?

It's absurd in every aspect.

If they get away with this, then we may start seeing an epidemic of glued dicks, as a cover up.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Men are dirty.

He had a wound, didn't wash and went septic.

Organ failure from blood poisoning can follow in under 24 hours.

Wash your dicks, guys.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a funny story you made up from zero facts. But the claim of the article would still be a lie.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Your kidneys could get backed up, that'd be bad. But he probably died of an OD.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Went to the hospital the next day. At worst his bladder would burst.

[–]H3v8[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I don't know, all epoxy glues carry warnings not to inhale and be careful of their toxicity. Obviously so far nobody thought about using it on his penis.

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The story also says they were huffing glue. But then they claim that it was the application to his dick that caused toxicity. Clearly a bold faced lie.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Would-be nominee for the Darwin Award. Since this was last year, I guess he didn't win.

[–]TarBaby 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, Crazy Glue did you have to be so good?

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Darwin Award nomination

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Now it's got me wondering how much epoxy you have to inject up your urethra to cause organ failure.

[–]rubberbiscuit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And then for no reason at all, Bill Gates buys dozens of super glue factories