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Fag / NPC test
submitted 2 months ago by Musky from hostux.pics
[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
He was too nervous to feel anything
[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 2 months ago (5 children)
Leave the guy alone, he's been a boob all his life.
[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 2 months ago (1 child)
This story was probably written by a transman.
[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
He's coming out as a left breast. His parents are heartbroken, but his Dad squeezes him ever so tightly when they hug.
[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 2 months ago (2 children)
Who doesn't have a good memory of their first boob tho!? It's wrong, NWS.
[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
Jokes aside, maybe he over-hyped it. Maybe he expected, from the way people act in movies and porn, that him touching a breast would bring him sexual pleasure? Or maybe she wasn't into it? Maybe she was just like: "... Yyeeaaah, okay. Go ahead, I guess. I'm just gonna be on my phone, checking my messages.", and so he didn't get the thrill of bringing her pleasure from a simple squeeze?
... Or maybe he failed the test and doesn't actually feel things. Maybe he just takes appropriate actions based on outside input he's received and so assumed the pinnacle of his life would be the booby? Dunno.
[–]PragmaticStoicism 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
Your first boob was your mom's.
[–]asterias 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 months ago (1 child)
Sounds like a typical redditor. Next post will be about how he found out he was gay.
[–]x0x7 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
There are probably trannies PMing him right now "have you considered that you might be trans".
[–]detty 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
I too have been a boob all my life
[–]Bitch-Im-a-cow 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
He's not very bright, yes. Anything else? No.
[–]x0x7 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
I like how this is /r/nostupidquestions, but it isn't really a question. It's a statement with "what gives" attached to it.
[–]RedditButt 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 2 months ago (0 children)
I saw that yesterday. He's just baiting people to call him a fag so they get banned.
[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - (0 children)
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[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - (1 child)
[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - (2 children)
[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]PragmaticStoicism 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]asterias 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (1 child)
[–]x0x7 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - (0 children)
[–]detty 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - (0 children)
[–]Bitch-Im-a-cow 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]x0x7 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]RedditButt 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)