Fag / NPC test

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[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Leave the guy alone, he's been a boob all his life.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

This story was probably written by a transman.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He's coming out as a left breast. His parents are heartbroken, but his Dad squeezes him ever so tightly when they hug.

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Who doesn't have a good memory of their first boob tho!? It's wrong, NWS.

[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Jokes aside, maybe he over-hyped it. Maybe he expected, from the way people act in movies and porn, that him touching a breast would bring him sexual pleasure? Or maybe she wasn't into it? Maybe she was just like: "... Yyeeaaah, okay. Go ahead, I guess. I'm just gonna be on my phone, checking my messages.", and so he didn't get the thrill of bringing her pleasure from a simple squeeze?

... Or maybe he failed the test and doesn't actually feel things. Maybe he just takes appropriate actions based on outside input he's received and so assumed the pinnacle of his life would be the booby? Dunno.

[–]PragmaticStoicism 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Your first boob was your mom's.