Who would your fictional parents be?

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This morning I was told the only thing that can explain my personality is if I was the love child of Rick Sanchez and Sterling Archer, as an insult. So let’s turn it into something fun. What fictional characters would explain your personality?

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[–]VioletRemi 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (7 children)

Mother Teresa and Lilith. And maybe Dalai Lama as grandpa.

[–]florasis 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

That's a strange pairing. And mother Teresa was a bitch actually. I would say Xena and Gabrielle, they would have turned me into a badass

[–]VioletRemi 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It is because of - purity, kindness, patience and horniness for me :D

[–]florasis 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I wouldn't say mother Theresa was pure. She bragged about pain, cured the sicks in terrible conditions, but when was her time to need treatments she went to private clinics.

Anyways, Xena and Gabrielle, because bisexual princess warrior and lesbian amazon will always be the hottest of pairings.

[–]VioletRemi 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And they both same as hot tempered as you ;)

[–]SailorMoon2020 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Lilith

As in the Adam's first wife? You know about her?

[–]VioletRemi 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Not much, she gave birth to me and left me, run away!

[–]SailorMoon2020 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Are you sure you didn't crawl away from her while still in your diaper and never returned? Apparently her babies just didn't care too much for her. Quite harsh of you and your siblings.

[–]CatsOrGoHome 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I guess mine would be Butters and Kenny from South Park.

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    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    All you have to do is make “pew pew” noises and hide behind a wall.

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    The Addams family

    [–]yousaythosethings 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Wednesday was always my idol. Still is really.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Me too. I wish i was 1/3 as savage

    [–]yousaythosethings 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Totally.

    [–]carrotcake 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    If Bette Porter had Michael Scott as her donor. He and I would've had only contact enough so I could appreciate a good amount of dad jokes while staying away from the crazy self absorbed side of him. Mama B would've teached me that making jokes with oppressed people isn't cool, obviously, but she wouldn't be able to contain my urge to make unfunny non offensive jokes around people I love.

    [–]Innisfree 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    If a second flood comes and we have to choose who goes on the Ark, pregnant Bette, her wife and Dad-Jokes Michael are on it, plus a mix of other great ppl. Because - wholesome! And we'll call it Bette's Ark this time :) and paint it orange, because - carrotcake.

    [–]carrotcake 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    I love this image. Image Bette building an ark? I guess I can't say that's sexy bc I just said that I'd be her daughter but oh well. She could do a Provocations II because what's more provocative than an exposition at an orange ark run by lesbians that will save humanity from a worldwide flood?

    [–]Innisfree 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Bette is gorge, but yeah, I don't know if her building the Ark will be sexy too. Maybe Michael with his team from The Office will initially be put in charge, obvs they will mess it up (Stay calm everybody! STAY CAAALM!) and Bette will have to take over the management. But that's a whole different sitcom :)

    Provocations II

    That's brilliant! I confess I had a moment and then I remembered Provocations in the L Word. Bless! Nothing. Nothing is more brill than an exhibit run by lesbians lol.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    I took one of those personality quizzes and got Arya from Game of Thrones (aged way up so this won't be completely disgusting) and Rust Cohle from True Detective and thought that was a good summation of my personality.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    Great I just took one and got Wade Wilson (Deadpool), Sterling Archer and Fox Mulder. Maybe those test aren’t that far off.

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    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    That sounds like a good mix.

    I went and found the test for anyone who wants it:

    https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/

    [–]Innisfree 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Thanks for the link. This was really fun!

    Edit: to paraphrase my fictional dad (86% paternity) , it is not our quizz results that show who we truly are, it is our choices. Lol

    [–]yousaythosethings 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

    Missy Honey. I always wanted to be adopted away from my family. Matilda really did get the perfect ending.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    Embeth Davidtz. She’s just as hot now as she was back then.

    [–]yousaythosethings 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    I am resisting the urge to sexualize my fictional mom. My love for Jennifer Honey is pure!

    But I do think she would make an excellent lesbian.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

    Ok well hopefully you’re ok with me being your fictional step mom. Because in my fictional universe she’s a lesbian who can’t resist my sarcastic charm.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    Step-mommi

    [–]yousaythosethings 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    As long as the cottage in the woods we’re living in isn’t one room, we good.

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Oh she definitely meant it as a huge insult when she said it

      [–]MrFahrenheit46 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Natasha Romanoff and Merida. That way I get to learn archery and knife throwing. I'd also be down with Carol Danvers and Maria Rambeau.