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[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 18 insightful - 9 fun18 insightful - 8 fun19 insightful - 9 fun -  (6 children)

Heteroromantic doesn’t equal straight. What the FUCK do heterosexuals have to do these days to be labelled straight? Any ideas?

[–][deleted] 16 insightful - 9 fun16 insightful - 8 fun17 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

What the FUCK do heterosexuals have to do these days to be labelled straight?

Step 1: Be heterosexual

Step 2: Have unsavoury and dissenting opinions about social issues such as race, gender, immigration, lgbt etc

Step 3 (optional): Be white or white-passing (such as Arabs, fair skinned Indians/Latinos, mixed raced people etc)

Step 4: Congratulations!! You have now been labelled and certified as an evil straight man/woman oppressor. Enjoy your status.

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 7 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 9 fun -  (3 children)

Only if they're currently fucking in missionary position. Everything else is queer.

[–]reluctant_commenter 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Ok lol actually this seems to be people's mentality though! Like it's so funny when you say it like that but that actually seems to be many TQ-believers' definition. "I'm [female] q*eering this relationship by pegging my husband" type of thing. Lol

[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

If they have blue hair it's still queer.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Be a Republican/Conservative/Tory.