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[–]haveanicedaytoo💗💜💙 35 insightful - 10 fun35 insightful - 9 fun36 insightful - 10 fun -  (7 children)

This reminds me of internet drama from 20+ years ago, when girls/women were writing X-rated fanfic of their favorite male characters but had no idea how gay men have sex or how buttholes work, and of course they'd get very upset when anyone tried to point out that that's not how any of this works. I guess one (underage!) fanfic writer felt particularly attacked, so she shoved a sharpie highlighter (the fat ones) up her own butt to try and see how buttsex feels like, and she made a whole blog post about how good it felt on her prostrate.

... yes. Her "prostrate."

I really can't help but feel like those teens/women and those fanfics were the small waves that helped create this tsunami years down the line. Being sexually attracted to anime people cannot be the compass you use to try to figure out your (or other people's!) sexuality.

[–]8bitgay 23 insightful - 4 fun23 insightful - 3 fun24 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Lol the whole prostrate thing is hilarious because I can definitely imagine transmen nowadays claiming they have prostrates too.

[–]diapason 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I've seen them claim that Skein's glands or whatever they're called are basically the same thing

[–]reluctant_commenter[S] 18 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This reminds me of internet drama from 20+ years ago, when girls/women were writing X-rated fanfic of their favorite male characters but had no idea how gay men have sex or how buttholes work, and of course they'd get very upset when anyone tried to point out that that's not how any of this works.

These people are still around!! I found out someone I knew IRL wrote fanfics about gay men and I laughed my ass off and tried to explain to her parts that were wrong with what she wrote (and I'm not exactly an expert on gay male sex either, lol). She did seem kind of upset that I suggested some parts might be incorrect, lol. I had no idea what to make of it at the time but looking back on it the whole thing seems weird.

[–]Seahorse 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I'm certain South Park did an episode just like what you described 🤣

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm certain South Park did an episode just like what you described 🤣

These days, I feel like we're all LIVING in a South Park episode!

(Can we go back to just being the audience? PLEASE???)

[–]haveanicedaytoo💗💜💙 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

OMG now I want to see it! Which episode was it? Was it Cartman who became intimate with the highlighter??

[–]Seahorse 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's that one where the Japanese female students at the school start drawing fujoshi like pics of Tweak and another kid (can't remember his name) who are unaware of it 🤣