A group calling for an LGBT Alliance has just 228 Signatures - most are made up sexualities.

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[–]oofreesouloo⚡super lesbian⚡ 31 insightful - 9 fun31 insightful - 8 fun32 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Most trans woman signatures are "transbians" haha, it really makes you wonder how the heck are there so many "lesbian trans women". Oh, maybe because they're straight males and they're much more than lesbians 🤔

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 25 insightful - 21 fun25 insightful - 20 fun26 insightful - 21 fun -  (0 children)

"Michael Jackson (he/hee)" was the best comment. My humour needs are simple and old fashioned.

[–]reluctant_commenter 20 insightful - 18 fun20 insightful - 17 fun21 insightful - 18 fun -  (0 children)

A few favorites:

"yer a homo, harry"

"I grew the first dick at Stonewall"

"Have you guys ever noticed how homosexuals don't need dangerous corrective surgery, lifelong pharmaceutical dependence and constant social validation to be homosexual?"

And the food conversations:

"What are you guys having for dinner? (I'm ordering pizza, the stove's busted)"

"I Want Pepperoni (Thanks!)"

"leftover chilli (was really good if i say so myself)"

[–]Movellon[S] 20 insightful - 9 fun20 insightful - 8 fun21 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

It's been utterly taken over and ruined, it's hilarious.

[–]ChodeSandwichtender and moist 18 insightful - 10 fun18 insightful - 9 fun19 insightful - 10 fun -  (3 children)

My personal favorites: "This is like an old school chat room, will I get unsolicited dick picks and an offer sending some perve my old socks for £10? Yahoo Chat, how I've missed you."

"how can biology be real if our dreams aren't real"

(lyrics to "Toxic")

[–]Movellon[S] 20 insightful - 18 fun20 insightful - 17 fun21 insightful - 18 fun -  (2 children)

This made me chuckle just now "rubbing my penis on my partner's penis (lesbian sex)"

[–]zerosis 13 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

This is incredible

[–]HelloMomo 13 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Wow. This is... spirited XD

[–]KingDickThe2nd 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Looks like spammers killed it.

It got up to 2000 fake signatures before people started to post spam like the full script of The Bee movie or the full communist manifesto.

Probably not a good idea to not set a character limit on the name section.

What a pity, all the LoLs are gone. I hope people saved it.

[–]KingDickThe2nd 12 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Here is a Twitter thread that saved some of the responses

[–]reluctant_commenter 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

Who is in there saying they will track IP addresses? Should I use a VM or something to fill out this form?

[–]bastetkat 17 insightful - 1 fun17 insightful - 0 fun18 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

TRAs love to doxx people so I highly suggest you use a VPN

[–]reluctant_commenter 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Awesome, good point. Is a VPN all you need?

Given the unpopularity of our sub's opinions, maybe people here might even benefit from a general "internet safety" post, so as to avoid anyone getting doxxed...

[–]bopomofodojo 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

A VPN from a reputable provider will be enough. As long as the people making the form don't work for the VPN provider (and even then), you're safe. And if they're reputable they're not storing logs for employees to snoop anyways. NordVPN is a good recommendation, as is TunnelBear despite their current owners.

[–]reluctant_commenter 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Awesome, thanks!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

should we use a vpn for saidit?

[–]bopomofodojo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you're worried about the site admins knowing your IP, yes. I'm not personally, but that's up to you.

[–]Movellon[S] 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

The form is hosted in the UK so if it was tracking IP addresses the organisers would be bankrupt as they haven't got the required GDPR notice up.

But... I would also use a VPN

[–]reluctant_commenter 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gotcha, good to know. Thank you!

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

what about duckduckgo? Would that work as well as VPN?

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

If you're on mobile, I'd recommend the DuckDuckGo Browser(app) paired with Orbot(VPN). Or use the Tor browser instead on both mobile/computer as that has a built-in free VPN.

Edit: Here's a break-down and reason why to choose Tor over DuckDuckDuckGo or FireFox: Which Is the Best Browser for Privacy?. I personally use all 3 for different purposes.

[–]reluctant_commenter 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thanks for the guide! That's super helpful :)

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No problem! I have a passion for cybersecurity, so I can talk anyone's ear off all day about it if they let me haha. :D

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I know I shouldn't laugh.

But I'm going to anyway.

[–]SapphicFox 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"alarmist fringe idea unsupported by the vast majority of cis LGB individuals..." If this were true they wouldnt constantly be bitching about 'horrible cis' LGB people are on their social media bubble LOL, get fucked XD

[–]reluctant_commenter 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Did you guys see they removed all the extra comment-like signatures?

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yes. they suck

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Had a little fun with this, but I don't think they'll accept the signatures :/ https://i.maga.host/EVrHdWi.png https://i.maga.host/bRyjula.png https://i.maga.host/KZujVh0.png BTW, I do think the former presidents might be in lavender marriages. Unfortunate, really.