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Introduce yourself to the SaidIt community
Criticise me harder. I don't like all this "woke" bs
submitted 3 years ago by [deleted] from self.Introductions
Give me your hardest hit. Not these cotton balls.
Either someone laughs or cries.
That's non-woke "normal" human interaction.
Get a grip, folks. Really. I don't die from a gunshot in my back. :)
[–]Vulptex 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
All the woketards are too offended by this site to use it lol
[–]Enlighten3d 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
I'm woke (by definition) and just joined :P
[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Evidently not woke enough
[–]BravoVictor 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun - 3 years ago (4 children)
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
Possibly. My father actually wasn't a Hamster he was a beaver driven by fears. And my mother... was insane. She never understood her role. That's why my brother died with 34.
[–]BravoVictor 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
Sounds rough. Just be thankful you're still able to post online after being dead yourself for 14 years.
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Yeah. I don't need pity, eventhough I am able to be grateful. Or simulate to give a fuck.
In exchange for the bs upbringing life gave me I also got really nice gifts.
[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Now go away, or I shall taunt you, a second tiiiime-a...
[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
Very original username grandpa
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Nice. Age is a gift you just don't know so far.
[–]fschmidt 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (8 children)
Are you modern scum (a member of modern culture)?
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago* (7 children)
Guess. Or bring an argument. Otherwise:
I got a lot of intel you don't got.
[–]fschmidt 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
Based on the fact that you didn't answer my question, I would guess that you are modern scum.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
That is not how we welcome people.
Based on you stupid assumption and style of weaponizing a language you don't understand: Where is the fucking question?
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (3 children)
feed us red pills
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
So you can feed me a ban?
Sry, no. That's not my plan :)
[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
We've got a good banning track record. Good day.
[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (0 children)
Also your canary seems fine. Nice to meet the authorities.
[–]RichardMNixon 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (15 children)
You are a liberal.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago* (14 children)
Freedom of belief is a constitutional right. So i respect your belief.
But: As you can believe what you do, I also can believe, what i want.
And just for the laughs: My shoes are green.
Your freedom of belief is as big as you can imagine or as small as you express.
[–]RichardMNixon 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (13 children)
You have freedom of belief and I am willing to defend your right, although your beliefs are liberal.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago* (12 children)
A real democrat. All real democrats are self-declared "experts" on how language or definitions supposedly work.
Language alone is very fluid. What I most likely will use for humor. While the expiration date of your use of the words simply has to expire.
No disrespect. You believe I'm a traitor: so be it.
But no smart man fights fire with even more fire.
[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (11 children)
You believe I'm a traitor: so be it.
Most who come hard on SaidIt have been traitors, fools, and perverts - some may have been all of the above. Only time, breadcrumbs, and stains will establish precedent enough to know the cut of your jib.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (10 children)
And humor. Because some things actually hit so hard when they are not funny.
I get your gist.
[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (9 children)
A fool can be an idiot and/or a jester.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (8 children)
Pick your choice for me, if you wanna categorize.
Flexibility never was a weakness.
And openly speaking: I don't believe in idiots. Every human being has a story to tell.
We might just not be able to always grasp it.
[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (7 children)
I don't know you yet, but know of your distinguished self-designation.
Some idiots warrant compassion. Some do not.
Humanity en masse needs it, but depending on circumstances I may be generous or not suffer fools, paradoxically often being one.
Some people cannot speak. Some cannot grasp.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (6 children)
Correct. You know your own loopholes already well. This is a strength.
But I'd rather be a jester with not so shiny makeup. In your world.
Because i know my loopholes, too.
And I'm not asking for compassion. Because this is a trait our whole kind forgot decade's ago.
I'm actually asking for input. Especially from oppositions.
Because that is what makes me stronger.
[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (9 children)
You're just like smelly socks stinking up the place. Time to throw out the trash - or better - incinerate the source of the stench.
Finally. A canuck criticising my socks. Never ever had I heard that.
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (7 children)
Our inside joke of an infiltrating sealion is /u/socks.
So you believe in infiltration?
[–]JasonCarswell 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun - 3 years ago (5 children)
You mean like putting your socks in the coffee machine?
Or like the infestation of authoritarian circular logic that won't fucking leave and manages to evade being banned despite perpetually downward dragging discussions with their bullshit?
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (4 children)
First smart thing I heard today. I hope it gets better though.
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (3 children)
Yes, we've had worse, and we still have a couple sealions shilling for authoritarianism and big pharma, and we have admins who won't grow some balls, and shave them to smooth everything out, as they're afraid of the ~20%-40% free speech hoarders who cling to their smelly dildo duo needing to be flushed, but it's not so bad. It's the least sucky place I know, because if I knew of one better I'd go there.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (2 children)
But mr. bossman is from texas and his sidekick from californication.
Ain't they supposed to literally have balls?
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 3 years ago (1 child)
Supposedly.
The second-last admin was in transition, so who knows anymore.
Intel is Intel. So thanks.
[–]Vulptex 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun - (2 children)
[–]Enlighten3d 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - (1 child)
[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]BravoVictor 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun - (4 children)
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[–]BravoVictor 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun - (1 child)
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[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun - (0 children)
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[–]fschmidt 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - (8 children)
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[–]fschmidt 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun - (2 children)
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[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (7 children)
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[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - (9 children)
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[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (7 children)
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