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[–]No_ 10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

Just have one of the male TSA’s identify as a woman quickly. Problem solved! They got checked by a woman!

[–]linda_senora[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

That seems like the obvious solution.

If any male can self identify as transgender, Montoya will not be able to claim a male TSA is not a woman.

[–]No_ 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Or even have all the female TSAs identify as men suddenly, he’ll say “but him: “I want a woman touching my dick, can she check me?” TSA: “he identifies as a man” Him: “oh that’s okay then” TSA: “then I’ll just check you, (s)he’s busy with another person”

[–]linda_senora[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think it would be more effective to have some male TSAs identify as trans or gender fluid.

Just the look on some of those trans identified males would be priceless to watch. The TSA officer could ask said TIM whether he is misgendering said officer and then the same TSA officer would claim he is a woman.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, this is the perfect response.

[–]BEB 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Twice, I have seen extremely elderly women in wheelchairs being pulled aside for special TSA screening, so why the hell do these narcissistic MEN think they should be exempt?

And why should a female TSA agent be forced to touch a man? Especially one who probably is an autogynephile (AGP) and would get turned on by her touch and her humiliation?

[–]linda_senora[S] 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Trans identified males are sadistic.

They want people to obey them and they want women to submit to them. His instagram account is riddled with posts that prove he is a cretin.

[–]Fusrodamus 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

“The root solution is to believe transgender people when they tell you who they are,” she says.

Um, I don't think that's how security checkpoints work.

[–]TheOnyxGoddess 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pretty sure it's a security issue too.

[–]PenseePansy 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“The root solution is to believe transgender people when they tell you who they are,” she says.

Um, I don't think that's how security checkpoints work.

Lol yeah, if they do, what do we even need TSA screenings for???

"Do you identify as a terrorist?"

"No, I do not!"

"Oh, OK, you're good to board, then! You might want to stop by one of the airport stores and pick up some clothes and toiletries and stuff, though-- the X-ray shows all that you've got in your luggage is guns and explosives! Have a nice day!"

[–]censorshipment 6 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Whew chile... the TSA agent handled that with so much grace. I would've snapped and quit my job on that day. Yeah, yeah... I know that's what TRAs want. Their wish would be my command. 👿😈

I would've been on video screaming "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR DICK, YOU CREEPY DRAG QUEEN!" 😂