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[–]WrongToy 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I have chickens.

It's funny, because when we introduced a rooster (we did not know he was one), the chickens did exactly this.

When he went to the coop at night, he took to sleeping inside this little dog igloo we'd put there to not get pecked to death.

A couple hens tolerated him so he ran around with them. When he tried any mounting behaviors they'd just fight his ass off.

One day he started to crow, that got the attention of the neighbors, and since we can't legally have a rooster he went back to the pound.

[–]materialrealityplz 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

The animals are looking at us wondering how in the fuck did we go to the moon when we can't even figure what a man is, lmao!!!

[–]RevengeOfTheCis 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Why are all those birds glaring when he passes perfectly?

[–]materialrealityplz 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Don't they see his bird essence? He might have been born a nugget, but he identifies as a bird now, look he even put some effort in. How could they!

[–]materialrealityplz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That nugget looks way too innocent in the first place, lmao!